Mexican Pickup Lines


Here are some Top Mexican Pickup Lines which you can use to impress Someone.

Are you Mexican cause You are my Juan and only.

Someone told me I’m a rare Mexican Flower.

You’re the kind of girl I could mariachi…

Chica, you’re like a piñata, because i’d definitely hit that!

You had me at taco.

I’d let you cross my border.

I’ll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.

I’m the Juan for you.

Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

Hey chica! There’s like, a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.

Are you a tamale?’Cause You are hot.

You’re the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.

There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!

Damn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!

Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. Just got muy gordito.

I’ll be the hot sauce on your taco.

Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.I would love to stuff your piñata.

Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.

Is your name “Sabado”? Because that ass is gigante.

You look even better than eating dulce de leche with your finger!

Ay caramba! You are hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.

Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito

Funny Mexican Pickup Lines

You and tequila make me crazy.

If you’re as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you’d know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.

You are the kind of girl I could mariachi

Chica, You are like a piñata, because i’d definitely hit that!

I may not be your cup of tea, but I’m a great shot of tequila.

Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.

I’ll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.

You are rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno

Are you a bottle of tabasco sauce? Because i’d like to lose your top.

Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.

 

Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?

Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.

I’d cross borders for you.

You are the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.

I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.

Will you be my baerrito?

Hey chica! There’s a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.

You are sexy And you a Mexican . SO, You are a Sexican.

Do you like jalapeños? Cause I’m gonna be jalapeño pussy.

You’re rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno

I won’t blame the tequila if I get with you!

Baby, you’re the light in my corona.

Some more Mexican Pickup Lines

Can I beat your pinata?

Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?

Dammmnnnnn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!

Dayum…One Look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!

Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?

Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.

Hey chica! There’s like, a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.

Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.

We can blame it on fajita the moment.

Are you a bud light lime? Because you look like a guilty pleasure.

Mexicans don’t kiss. Make Out.

I would love to stuff your piñata.

Hey girl are you mexican, ’cause you illegally came into my mind.

I’d cross borders for you.

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I’m a very taco-tive person.

I see you’ve got some tequila there, does that mean you’re willing to give me a shot?

Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.

 

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