Christmas Pickup Lines
- Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
- Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
- Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
- I’d definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- If your legs are Christmas and New Years, can I, visit you between the holidays?
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
- Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow – I promise I’m not a flake-y person.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas
- I’ve got something special in the sack for you!
- What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
- I like milk and cookies, but I would rather have you.
- Interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
- I know when you’ve been bad or good…so let’s skip the small talk!
- Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
- Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
- Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.
- Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be stuffing tonight…
- Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
- Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Some more opening lines
- Christmas comes but once a year, but I bet I can make you come three times in an hour.
- Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
- You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- How about I slip down your chimney, at half-past midnight?
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays – nutty, spicy, and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
- You are what I want for Christmas.
- Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
- Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
- My best toys run on batteries
- If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
- Wanna Scrooge?
- How about I slip down your chimney at half-past midnight?
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
- Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree
- I can get you off the Naughty List.
- Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
- I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
Naughty Christmas Pick Up Lines
- I’d ride that sleigh!
- Can I see your tinsel?
- That shade of lipstick would look great on my candy cane.
- Can I lick your candy cane?
- I’m no fan of ballet, but you could be mine nutcracker tonight
- Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
- Wanna be Mrs. Clause tonight?
- Can I ride your reindeer?
- Let me come down your chimney
- I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
- I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you…
- Are you Adam Sandler because I’m ready to give you 8 crazy nights
- I’m here to stuff your stockings
- I may not believe in Christmas, but I can give you eight crazy nights.
- You look like a tree. I just wanna snow all over you.
- Want some of my eggnog?
- You can jingle my bells if you know what I mean
- Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
- Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
- I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
- Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell
- If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
- Want to help me polish the railings on my magic sleigh?
Cheesy Christmas Pick Up Lines
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- I don’t want a lot for Christmas. Only you
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
- Hey baby, is your name Present? Cause I would love to lay you under a tree.
- I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
- What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, but you’ve stolen my heart.
- Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
- Yule do.
- Santa’s bag of toys has got nothing on your funbags.
- Can I stuff your stocking?
- Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
- If you were a chimney, I’d come in and out of you.
- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
- How about I slip down your chimney at half-past midnight?
- I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
- Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
- I’m like a Christmas present – you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
- He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
- I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
- Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
- Christmas only comes once. Unlike you.
- Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
- Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
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