Christmas Pickup Lines


  • Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
  • Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
  • Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
  • I’d definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
  • If your legs are Christmas and New Years, can I, visit you between the holidays?
  • I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
  • Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow – I promise I’m not a flake-y person.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas
  • I’ve got something special in the sack for you!
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
  • I like milk and cookies, but I would rather have you.
  • Interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
  • I know when you’ve been bad or good…so let’s skip the small talk!
  • Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
  • Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
  • Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.
  • Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be stuffing tonight…
  • Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
  • Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.

  Some more opening lines

 

  • Christmas comes but once a year, but I bet I can make you come three times in an hour.
  • Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
  • You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • How about I slip down your chimney, at half-past midnight?
  • Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
  • My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays – nutty, spicy, and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
  • You are what I want for Christmas.
  • Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
  • Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
  • Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
  • Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
  • My best toys run on batteries
  • If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
  • Wanna Scrooge?
  • How about I slip down your chimney at half-past midnight?
  • Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
  • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  • Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree
  • I can get you off the Naughty List.
  • Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
  • I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.

  Naughty Christmas Pick Up Lines

  • I’d ride that sleigh!
  • Can I see your tinsel?
  • That shade of lipstick would look great on my candy cane.
  • Can I lick your candy cane?
  • I’m no fan of ballet, but you could be mine nutcracker tonight
  • Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
  • Wanna be Mrs. Clause tonight?
  • Can I ride your reindeer?
  • Let me come down your chimney
  • I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
  • I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you…
  • Are you Adam Sandler because I’m ready to give you 8 crazy nights
  • I’m here to stuff your stockings
  • I may not believe in Christmas, but I can give you eight crazy nights.
  • You look like a tree. I just wanna snow all over you.
  • Want some of my eggnog?
  • You can jingle my bells if you know what I mean
  • Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
  • Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
  • I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
  • Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell
  • If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
  • Want to help me polish the railings on my magic sleigh?

   Cheesy Christmas Pick Up Lines

  • Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • I don’t want a lot for Christmas. Only you
  • If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
  • Hey baby, is your name Present? Cause I would love to lay you under a tree.
  • I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
  • What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, but you’ve stolen my heart.
  • Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
  • Yule do.
  • Santa’s bag of toys has got nothing on your funbags.
  • Can I stuff your stocking?
  • Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
  • If you were a chimney, I’d come in and out of you.
  • Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
  • How about I slip down your chimney at half-past midnight?
  • I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
  • Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
  • I’m like a Christmas present – you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
  • He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
  • I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
  • Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
  • Christmas only comes once. Unlike you.
  • Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
  • Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
  • Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.

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