Spaghetti Pick Up Lines
Want to have a conversation with a Spaghetti lover but don’t know how to break the ice. Here are top Spaghetti Lines/Puns which you can use to break the ice.
- PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
- Where does pasta go to dance?
- Hey, are you spaghetti? Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you in my bed.
- Like spaghetti, you’re only straight until you’re wet.
- Are you Mom’s spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
- If they go off, they could spell disaster. I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”
- Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls.
- Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
- If you put spaghetti on your head, it would become angel hair pasta.”
- Hey cutie, are you spaghetti? Because I’d love for you to meat my balls.
PASTA/ SPAGHETTI PUNS
- How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? Pasta la vista!
- What do you call a sick pasta? Mac n’ sneeze!
- What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!
- Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too alfredo!
- Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian? I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
- Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce? He wasn’t stroganoff!
- My wife thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti, macaroni and fusili. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!
- Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty penne!
- Where do you find scary stories about Italian food?CreepyPasta!
- What’s the most humorous kind of pasta? Chortellini!
- How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo!
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