Pasta Pick Up Lines


Want to have a conversation with a Spaghetti lover but don’t know how to break the ice. Here are top Spaghetti Lines/Puns and pasta pick up lines  which you can use to break the ice.

HAPPY READING.

  • PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
  • Where does pasta go to dance?

The meatball!

  • Hey, are you spaghetti? Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you in my bed.
  • Like spaghetti, you’re only straight until you’re wet.
  • Are you Mom’s spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
  • If they go off, they could spell disaster. I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”
  • Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls.
  • Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

 

 

  • If you put spaghetti on your head, it would become angel hair pasta.”
  • Hey cutie, are you spaghetti? Because I’d love for you to meat my balls.

    PASTA/ SPAGHETTI PUNS

  • How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? Pasta la vista!
  • What do you call a sick pasta? Mac n’ sneeze!
  • What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!
  • Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too alfredo!
  • Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian? I ain’t alfredo no ghost!

    • Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce? He wasn’t stroganoff!

 

  • My wife thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti, macaroni and fusili. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!
  • Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty penne!
  • Where do you find scary stories about Italian food?CreepyPasta!
  • What’s the most humorous kind of pasta? Chortellini!
  • How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo!

Pasta Pick Up Lines

Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?

Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

Where do you find scary stories about Italian food?

CreepyPasta!

A life without noodles seems im-pasta-ble.

Try not to pass judgment on me in light of the fact that udon knows me.

Ramen to that!

What is this word “Spa”? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? Pasta la vista!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Pasta!

Life is brimming with pasta-bilities.

I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.

Are you Mom’s spaghetti?

Like unrinsed spaghetti, good friends stick together.

Don’t make fusilli mistakes.

You pasta your test!

Pasta Pick Up Lines For Crush

That phony noodle is an impasta!

Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian? I ain’t alfredo no ghost!

This too shall pasta.

Because I want you to meet my balls.

I’m a pho-natic!

I’m crazy pho noodles!

Do you like spaghetti?

Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too alfredo!

Are you spaghetti? cuz I want you to meet my balls.

I’m feeling sassy.

I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic.

I feel in my heart, he’s telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

Hey, are you spaghetti? Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you in my bed.

Funny Pasta Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, violets kinda suck

Is your family in the pasta business?

Are you a pasta? Are you spaghetti because I want you to meet my balls.
Hey, girl is your pasta?

Pasta la vista, child.

See, a lambourguini!

If they go off, they could spell disaster. I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”

Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty penne!

How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo!

A penne saved is a penne acquired.

Come and spaghet it.

Are you Mom’s spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.

No should be ravi-desolate, I’m here.

Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.

My wife thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti, macaroni and fusili. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!

The battle of spaghettisburg.

Dirty Pasta Pick Up Lines

I get upsetti without my spaghetti.

Coz you can meet my balls.

Penne for your thoughts.

I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck
Spaghetti publicity.

You’re pasta-tively stunning.

Cause I’m craving some nudels.

I walked right pasta and didn’t even notice!
That is tortellini wonderful!

Because you’re going to love this pennetration

You and I are Ramen to be.
That is pre-pasta-rous!

You macintosh me grin.

Girls just want to have pho!
Do you like pasta?

Like spaghetti, you’re only straight until you’re wet.

Are you spaghetti

What’s the most humorous kind of pasta? Tortellini!

I cannelloni accomplish such a great deal

The pasta few days have been so warm.

Because I’d love for you to meet my balls

Pasta La Vista Baby!

Are your palms sweaty?

Are you spaghetti, I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente. Because you can meat my balls 8

Because you got angel hair.

Also read : PIZZA PICK UP LINES

                                                                      
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