MATH PICK UP LINES 


If you love math and don’t know how to break the ice, here are some nerdy math pick up lines that you can give it a try.

    69 Math Pick Up Lines

  • Can I be your derivative? Cause I want to lay tangent to your curves.
  • What’s your sine? Must be pi/2 cause you’re the one.
  • Want to multiply?
  • Hey girl…Can I call-cu-later?
  • Is your mother a mathematician? Because you have nice ratios.
  • If four plus four equals eight, …then me plus you equals fate.
  • Would you like to remove the discontinuities of my life?
  • You’re sweeter than pi.
  • I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
  • You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
  • Are you √2?. Cause I feel irrational around you!
  • Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi.
  • At absolute zero, you would still move me.
  • You must be a 90º angle. Cause you’re looking right!

You must be a 90º angle. Cause you're looking right!

  • Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… You solve all my problems!
  • Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.
  • Hey babe, without you I’m like a metric space with a Cauchy sequence which doesn’t converge.
  • You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
  • If you were a triangle your base would be perpendicular your height, which I think is a sin that you’ve got the right angle for me.
  • I’ve been secant you for a long time.
  • Wanna go get pie?

     Math Pick Up Lines


  • If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote… Cause I always tend toward you!
  • My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?
  • Something so we can subtract your clothes and then divide your legs.
  • My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
  • If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.
  • You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
  • Wanna expand my polynomial?
  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

maths pick up lines

  • If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
  • You are one well-defined function.
  • I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me.
  • I wish i was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
  • Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.
  • I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
  • Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
  • My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing.

maths pick up line

  • we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x2so that slope is actually increasing.
  • I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.
  • My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
  • I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
  • My love for you is like a concave up function. It’s always increasing.
  • Are you sin2theta cause I am cosine2 theta and together, WE ARE ONE!

    Some more puns…


  • Every prime number 1 mod 4 is a sum of two squares. Uhh…. wanna go out for dinner?
  • We can prove one plus one equal to three.
  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!
  • Wanna go to my place, divide those legs and try to multiply?
  • My love for you is like pi. Irrational and never-ending.
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
  • Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
  • My love for you is like y=2..exponentially growing.
  • Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
  • Hey baby, what’s your sine?
  • You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

  • The derivative of my love for you is 0 because my love for you is constant.
  • Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject it into you.
  • Are you a compact set? Cause I’d love to get you under my finite covers
  • I’d really like to integrate over your total surface area.
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  • I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
  • I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  • I believe you’ll find my Hardy-Littlewood quite maximal.
  • I’m not happy in my current relationship. I’d like to do a u-substitution.
  • Hey girl, are you the mathematical constant e? Because I want you at the base of my natural log.
  • Without you, I’m like a null set…
  • 7(i-2u)>u

solve for i.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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