Calculus Pick Up Lines

Here are some Calculus Pick Up Lines which you can use on someone to impress them with your calculus skills.

Every prime number 1 mod 4 is a sum of two squares. Uhh… wanna go out for dinner?

Are you a compact set? Cause I would love to get you under my finite covers

Do I sense a bijection between us? Because I would like to inject my homomorphism onto you.

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you

Can I take the square root of negative u so that u and I can be together?

“Are you sin2 theta because I am cosine2 theta and together, WE ARE ONE!”

I am good at math… let us add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

I am not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.

Do you need a relation between geometric vectors? Because you are making me tensor.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We are going to assume this concave up function resembles x2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

I want to complement you on your openness; it’s really given me a sense of closure.

I would like it if you were my problem set because then you would be hard and I would do you on my desk.

Pick up lines and math terms? I do not know, something does not add up there.

You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!

Measuring the area under your curves is integral to my happiness.

I would like to see your representative element.

Funny Calculus Pick Up Lines

When I am around you, I always have enough injective resolute ions.

Baby, you are like a student and I am like a math book… you solve all my problems!

I would like to plug my solution into your equation.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

I feel that you and I can’t be described as the union of two disjoint open sets whose complement is empty.

I want to have my unit vector on your null space.

You have more curves than a triple integral.

My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

My love for you is like pi. Irrational and never ending.

I heard you are good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

Let us make like a bijective function and get one-to-one and onto

This is the inverse of what I usually do, but I’d like to associate with you and get to know your identity. If you give me some closure to this query, maybe we can become a group.

My love for you is like a concave up function. It’s always increasing.

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

If you were sin2x and I was cos2x, then together we’d make one.

Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but don’t worry

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?


Cheesy Calculus Pick Up Lines


Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.

If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!

“Care to expand my polynomial?”

Want to go to my place, divide those legs and try to multiply?

I want to simplify the square root of u squared so u and i can be together.

I’d like to see the quotient group of you over me.

I think you and me would be relatively prime.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge

I will extend integrally and show you my going-down-property.

I have mapping of my feelings to yours, I just need your reciprocation and we can draw a path between our hearts.

Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

Hey baby I must be in your Eigen space, because you make me grow.

To show my love, I will go up the prime number staircase until the Riemann hypothesis is disproven.

I will take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

You’re so fine you make the Weierstrass function and Brownian motion differentiable.

The measure of your imperfections is zero.

You can call me Surjection because I want to fill your range.

And your transpose null space.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal? Hey…nice asymptote.

Shall we become homeomorphic to a sphere?

My love for you is like y=2x… exponentially growing.

I’ve been secant you for a long time.

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you are acute-y.

Dirty Calculus Pick Up Lines


Hey babe, how about we go back to my place and you let me find the area bounded by your curves..

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?


How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let us try it with your phone number.

Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject into you.

Our love is like the topology on A and B {{},{A,B},{A}}: it’s not discrete, and everything else is trivial (down to homeomorphism).

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

Wanna guess what the inductive step is?

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Something something so we can subtract your clothes and then divide your legs.

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

Why did the mathematician name his dog “Cauchy”? Because he left a residue at every pole.

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.

You make me NP-hard, but I have an algorithm for you to approach me.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

Smooth Calculus Pick Up Lines

I wish I were the first N terms of your convergent Taylor polynomial expansion so I could get close to you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

I’m differentiable at every level and turn functions into functions. That’s right, I’m a smooth operator.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.


If I were a function you would be my asymptote – i always tend towards you.

You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

I think our Collatz Conjecture holds: wherever we start, we should end up being one.

I’d like to put my ring of unity around you.

Wanna go get pie?

Can I explore your mean value?

I’m proving the existence of love at nth sight by induction, and you’re my base case.


How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

And you’re the only coset I need <3

My love for you is so deep is an essential singularity.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

Your body is so curved, I quickly reach Nash equilibrium.


Wanna guess what the inductive step is?

Some More Calculus Pick Up Lines

Mine always come out too hyperbolic.

My love is like an exponential curve – it’s unbounded

“Hey baby, Can I be your derivative? I’d like to lie tangent to your curves”.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function


Hey baby, what’s your sine?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?


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