Are you a physics nerd looking for some cheesy one-liners? Then you’re in the right place. Here are some of the nerdy physics one-liners which you can use to impress others.

  • I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
  • Take away gravity, I’d still fall for you.
  • I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
  • Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.
  • Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
  • If beauty were sunlight, you would shine from a million light-years away.
  • Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
  • Can I have your significant digits?
  • Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
  • You’re more special than relativity.
  • Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide.
  • What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
  • The direction fields of my heart all point to you.

the direction fields of my heart all point to you.

  • “In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.”
  • Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
  • Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
  • Hey girl, what’s your quantum number?
  • I’ve got my ion you, baby!

Some more cheesy lines

  • Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?
  • Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
  • Wanna couple our equations tonight?
  • I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
  • Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.
  • You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… It’s how you apply the force.
  • Hey baby, what’s your resonance frequency?
  • What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?
  • It’s not just angular momentum that makes things go around, sometimes its love!
  • You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
  • Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
  • Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
  • Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
  • You and Me = Grand Unification.
  • You must be a star, I can’t stop orbiting around you.

Physics pick up lines

  • Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
  • I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
  • You are just like a gravitational field. You are always attractive.
  • Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
  • Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.
  • My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
  • Might I integrate your curves tonight?
  • Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2.
  • Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

  • If you were a laser sweetheart, you’d be set on stunning.
  • You are a Redstone torch, you make my piston extend.
  • Are you gravity because I’m falling for you.

      Nerdy Physics Pick Up Lines

  • I was fascinated by most of the fundamental theorem of calculus.
  • Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
  • You’ll be North, I’ll be South. Maybe then, we’ll attract each other.
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  • You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
  • Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
  • I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
  • I wish I was your derivative, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
  • Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
  • I swear I’m not a physics major.
  • Damn girl, you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
  • You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
  • You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won’t ‘matter’.
  • I have e=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?
  • I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner.
  • Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
  • My love for you is like an alternating current, it’s unlimited.

My love for you is like an alternating current, its unlimited.

  • Are you a magnet cause I think I’m attracted to you?
  • My love for you is like entropy, it never decreases.
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
  • Your smile is warmer than the hydrogen plasma.


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