69 PHYSICS PICK UP LINES FOR NERDS
Are you a physics nerd looking for some cheesy one-liners? Then you’re in the right place. Here are some of the nerdy physics one-liners which you can use to impress others.
- I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
- Take away gravity, I’d still fall for you.
- I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
- Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.
- Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
- If beauty were sunlight, you would shine from a million light-years away.
- Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
- Can I have your significant digits?
- Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
- You’re more special than relativity.
- Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide.
- What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
- The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
- “In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.”
- Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
- Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
- Hey girl, what’s your quantum number?
- I’ve got my ion you, baby!
Some more cheesy lines
- Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?
- Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
- Wanna couple our equations tonight?
- I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
- Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.
- You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… It’s how you apply the force.
- Hey baby, what’s your resonance frequency?
- What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?
- It’s not just angular momentum that makes things go around, sometimes its love!
- You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
- Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
- Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
- Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
- You and Me = Grand Unification.
- You must be a star, I can’t stop orbiting around you.
- Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
- I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
- You are just like a gravitational field. You are always attractive.
- Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
- Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.
- My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
- Might I integrate your curves tonight?
- Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2.
- Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
- If you were a laser sweetheart, you’d be set on stunning.
- You are a Redstone torch, you make my piston extend.
- Are you gravity because I’m falling for you.
Nerdy Physics Pick Up Lines
- I was fascinated by most of the fundamental theorem of calculus.
- Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
- You’ll be North, I’ll be South. Maybe then, we’ll attract each other.
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
- You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
- Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
- I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
- I wish I was your derivative, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
- Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
- Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
- I swear I’m not a physics major.
- Damn girl, you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
- You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
- You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won’t ‘matter’.
- I have e=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?
- I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner.
- Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
- My love for you is like an alternating current, it’s unlimited.
- Are you a magnet cause I think I’m attracted to you?
- My love for you is like entropy, it never decreases.
- Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
- Your smile is warmer than the hydrogen plasma.
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