Fortune cookie pick up lines

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Here are Some Fortune Cookie Pick Up Lines To Impress Someone.

 

Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?

Then realizing its chocolate chip, and 2 hours later realizing it’s an edible.

If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

 

I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies.!

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread ’em apart and get that cream out the middle. 😉

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I’m the One.

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

No, no. I don’t bake cookies.

You seem like a dozen cookies in an oven!

ZENYATTA: Let us create harmony together.

I ought to take you out right now.

Are you Santa?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Cookie Pick up Lines

Hey girl dating me is like biting into a Oatmeal Raisin cookie…

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle 😉

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n’ cream filling.

The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.

Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie

You’re hot, and I need to take you out for dinner!

And perhaps some cookies.

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

Because im crumbling for you.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

What do you and the cookies in my oven have in common?

I would like you to see how my cookies crumble.

Now all you need is some cream filling

Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It’s nice and sweet.

Because without your monster you’re a cookie

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

Cause I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie

Hey girl, are you single again?

Girl you’re sweet as the cookie that I get with my sandwich, can I taste u “Now And Later”

Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

You remind me of a bunch of cookies

Are you a cookie?