Motorcycle Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Motorcycle/ Biker Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone.

Your kickstand is still on or are you just really excited as a biker to come and to see me?

Babe, you have got such a nice mouth, I bet we can put that into good service now.

I think I have to tell you that my bike wasn’t the only one that possess a shaft, I do too.

Let us go and book a hotel and see what each of us got under all these gears, girl?

As a biker I just have to tell you that my bike ain’t the only one who can produce a shaft.

I think my handle bars just went upside down, I must be head over my heels already for you.

You have any idea what my favorite about biking really is? It’s the first word that I said.

I think you need to go to a repair shop immediately, you are totally on the hook!

Let me bury you in my claws and whisper naughty things about my bikes to you.

Or we can both ride each other, you and I and see how much fun we can have.

Should we go biking together? Just promise me you won’t be braking this heart of mine.

You can be the biker and I will be the mechanic ready to fix you up before you ride, baby.

I’m so drunk that I cannot even see the traffic lights but still, should we hang out?

Shall we go out for a drive, you can ride me while I try to maneuver my way into you.

What’s this talk about a unicycle? The only cycle I like aside from bikes is the U and I one.

You are the torch that shines brightly, the only thing I need in driving during the dark.

 Cheesy Motorcycle Pick Up Lines

I should follow you wherever you go for I want to be following my dreams, girl.

I am a pro biker, I will ride you now and show you how great I totally am.

My love for you is like how Lance Armstrong use his drugs, for a long time without repenting.

I’m going to use you well like how I use my bike, with all my force and all that I have.

I should be the one driving in you right now, so open up and be ready, girl.

I am the best in the road as I am in the kitchen, I will eat you out as I teach you to ride.

You must be the only one who can set these wheels of mine straight, must be nice, baby.

I am waiting for your call like a bike that is just waiting to fall from a mountain.

Excuse me, I may be a biker but I have engine troubles too, can you help me out, darling?

No love ever run as smooth but I would ride you out and we’ll see how it goes.

I feel motivated when I am with you, like I want to just stay beside you for all the season.

I cannot even handle your suspension, so just let me be the one for you, baby girl.

Biking is totally awesome but if you get to ride me, you’d feel better about yourself, babe.

I’m just going to lay here and wait for you to ride me out, let’s see your performance.

I am not a hipster but I am more than willing to ride things out with you.

Hey, biker, wanna go and get your shaft all lube up right now, come and join me up.

Biker, you can ride my chopper whenever you want, just tell me about it now.

You make my pants all sweaty because of the way your body looks, baby.

Smooth Motorcycle Pick Up Lines

You have such a hot body, I bet it would look hotter without all the biking gears on.

Let me take a peek of what is under that gear of yours, baby.

I have never seen anyone who has a frame sleeker than that of your body, babe.

You can ride me anytime you want, biker, I feel that you can ride really well too!

Honey, I notice you are driving a new bike, can I test it out as well, ride it good?

I can ride you whenever you want me to, from behind or upfront, I am willing to.

Your engine does not sound like it is in tune, should I tune it up first before I do you?

We should go to Amsterdam, you and I and see how far our lucks will take us both.

This is but a bike for commuting, I can show you the other over dinner tonight, babe.

If you are a biker, I shall be the one to fix you up whenever you need fixing, babe.

If you ever need help in practicing your ride, just call me up, baby.

Darling, we can plan some training together, you know, just you and me against the rules.

Shall we try to get fit, I heard doing it is the best exercise for both boys and girls.

I think that must be your kickstand in your pants, or are you just excited in seeing me?

Your ride looks really expensive, biker, let me get you hooked up too, darling.

We can plan to ride up the hill or you can just try to ride on top of me, that works as well.

I would surely buy any tandem if I could ride together with you, honey.

I do not even need any energy bars right now to keep on riding you out, darling.

You should be featured in a biking magazine as face of the month, you look fantastic!

I really believe in riding with a protection, I don’t do things without it.

Dirty Biker Pick Up Lines

My bike seems to be in service right now, biker it seems to need some lube, give it to me?

We can live stream any competition tomorrow in my bed, want to try it out?

I have brought with me my whip, do you need it? I can easily come over right now.

And I was wondering if we can take some spin using my handlebars, tomorrow.

I make the best recovery drink in town and I feel that you might just need it, darling.

If you ever need a partner when you commute, just give me a ring and I’ll come.

Biker, you can bounce on me and push me from behind anytime soon, just give it to me now.

We should put our bikes together and then lock them up like we would our hearts, darling.

You are making every single part of my body respond to your touches, that you are, girl.

I love my bike so I know every part of it, but I love you as well and I’d like to explore you.

Let’s watch a race in my bedroom, I’ll be waiting there, you an even ride me whenever.

Should you need a partner in commuting, I am wonderful in those bike lanes!

Sorry, I am the biker but the bike is out of service, want to ride me instead, darling.

I saw how dirty you can get in the course, and that made me like you even more.

I love rides in the morning, so come and ride me up, girl!

You make every single day of my life so amazing, come be with me forever!

Each time I ride, I am reminded of you and how well of a rider you are, baby.

If you want to ride me, you need not ask, straddle yourself and let’s get it done girl!

If you cannot be the mechanic to my biker, you can at least be my number one fan.

I want to be the mechanic if you are going to be the one that will ride the bike, baby.

I race, that is what a biker is, wanna check out if I am really any good at this?

Let’s use some biker leather and burn some leather, baby!

You are more beautiful than even the new release from Harley Davidson, biker babe.

I’m having my bike fixed, as a biker I wanted to ask if I can just ride you?

Though I sometimes cannot handle biker tournaments, I swear I’ll try to handle you.

My biker face gets red each time that I ride with you, it’s something, baby.

You can have it, my biker heart is all yours the moment I locked eyes with you.

I won’t cheat on you like that biker dude back in the 90’s, I’m nothing like him!

They say a biker is cool if he has a girl, so would you be my girl in that sense?

If you are any good at this riding thing, I might just take you up.

If you become my girlfriend, I can promise I would not tyre of being with you.

I know a great place to bike ride. Let’s hop on my private jet!

Smooth Biker Pick Up Lines

Yes, I am a biker and I have a bike ready for you, but do you want to ride me instead?

Can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?

I wheelie want to ask you if you would be my date for tonight, baby.

I totally fancy everything about you like I love my bike and that’s saying a lot!

You remind me of my last biking accident.

I’m no hipster, but I’d ride a fixie for you.

Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you…

I saw you getting dirty on the cyclocross course.

Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.

I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.

Can I make you a recovery drink? You’re going to need it.

You ain’t a cop, are you?

Wanna come over and borrow my chain whip?

I wouldn’t mind being your biker lady friend.

My bike isn’t the only thing that has a shaft.

That group of bikers won’t be the only thing I “blow up” tonight.

Ever made it with an overweight problem drinker?

I will be the one who fixes your ride whenever you need me, just call me babe.

Would you believe I left my Volvo at home?

My engine is having troubles, maybe you can just get on it and I will push from the back?

Excuse me, you wearing ‘Windsong’ by Prince Matchabelli?

I can’t handle mechanical failure, but I swear we will never fail, you and I.

My bike is in for a service and I was wondering if you’d service me while it was gone.

So I left my ride in the service station, care to give me some service right now?

I bet we could do some good interval training together.

This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?

Funny Motorcycle Pick Up Lines

 

I know a great place to bike ride. Let’s hop on my private jet!

You’ve got bike courier eyes.

Are you a rusty bike?  Because you squeak so much when I ride you

Are you a bike?Because I wanna ride you until I get tired

I can do things with a motorbike you’ve never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I’ll prove it to you!

Are you a rusty bike? Cause you squeak so much whenever I ride you

Hey Girl I can be your bike. You can ride me whenever you want

Are you a bike? Cuz I’d ride on you….

Are you a bike? Cuz I wheelie like you.

Want to lock our bikes together?

One day we’ll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you’ll love it.

This bike lane is built for two.

Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.

Ride your girl as much as you ride your bike

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can’t resist you.

Need a commuting partner? Because I am amazing in the bike lane.

Is that your kickstand, or are you happy to see me?

My bike is in for a service. Can I ride you instead?

My bike isn’t the only thing that has a shaft

Wanna put on your leather and burn some rubber?

Hey babe, I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.

You’re prettier than a brand new Harley Davidson.

My bike is in for a service and I was wondering if you’d service me while it was gone.

Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

Wanna ride my chopper?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s ride on the back of my bike and taste my glue.

Hey girl, I bet you would look fabulous on my bike.

Hey girl, I’d love to see all your tattoos.

Wanna get all lubed up?

“You want to ride the monster? Then afterwards we can ride the bike” line.

I usually just put my key in her and go. I already bought the bike, do I have to sweet talk her before each ride?

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