DOCTOR PICK UP LINES

  • You should check my temperature because you’re making me very hot!
  • I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
  • Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  • An apple a day, can’t keep me away!
  • You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
  • Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?
  • My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
  • The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
  • Do you have SARS? Because I’d like to check you out.
  • I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
  • Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
  • Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
  • My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
  • You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
  • Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.
  • You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
  • You give me premature ventricular contractions
  • Babe, I want to dissect your brain to see if you’re thinking of me too!
  • Drowning doesn’t seem too bad if you would give me a mouth-to-mouth.
  • You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
  • Girl, You depolarized my heart, giving me a huge R-top
  • You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
  • Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
  • You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
  • I’d like another doctor because I know you’re not allowed to date your patient
  • Wanna go study some anatomy?
  • Girl, You gave me priapism
  • Girl, You are my growth factor
  • Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
  • ICU in my dream tonight.
  • OK, you don’t have to drug me you know. I will go home with you
  • Wanna play ‘Doctor’, Doctor?
  •  I gave up eating one apple a day because I don’t want to keep you away
  • I didn’t believe angels were real until I saw your smile.

  • You said I should eat healthy but I just want to eat your sweet cheeks.

TOP PICK UP LINES FOR DOCTOR

  • So you’re the one from my dream that saved my life
  • I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away
  • No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
  • I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  • I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
  • I’m a certified love doctor. I spent years mastering it.
  • I could name all the causes of a heart attack but I can’t explain why my heart is feeling that way about you.
  • Girl, You’re the glucose to my beta-cell
  • I can find every pulse in your body!
  • Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
  • I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I’m certified to do it!
  • Girl, You’re made my cell go into senescence
  • Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
  • Baby, you make me vasodilate!
  • My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
  • Are you Flecainide? Because I think my heart just skipped a beat because of you
  • I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth
  • I’m familiar with Latex and restraints
  •  Let me show you my clothing removal skill, it’s on point
  • Want to play doctor with me? Although I should warn you that you’re likely to lose
  • Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
  • I must be falling for you because you are giving me a protracted cardiac arrhythmia
  • Let me be your gynaecologist tonight
  • Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
  • Is that rigor mortis, or are you just happy to see me?

CHEESY PICK UP LINES FOR DOCTOR

  • Do you have hypocalcemia because you are a big QT!
  • Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
  • Baby, you make me vasodilate!
  • EMTs come when people go down
  • Your face puts my adrenals on fire.
  • Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because I can’t breathe around you.
  • Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
  • You don’t look so good. You need a lot of Vitamin ‘ME’
  • Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • My heart beats for you—that’s why my ECG has a U wave.
  • Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  • Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
  • Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.
  • If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
  • I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.
  • You have acute angina.
  •  Organ transplants can be very dangerous, but I’d give you my heart anytime.
  • Let’s exchange genetic information!
  • Girl, You make me-iosis
  • Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?
  • You make my dopamine levels all silly.
  • Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
  • Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
  • Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
  • I must have crossed eyes because I can only focus on you
  • I don’t think you can diagnose me because there’s no treatment for being madly in love
  •  Are you my appendix? Because I feel like I should take you out
  • Let’s exchange genetic information!
  • Girl, You make me-iosis
  • Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

 

 

 

 

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