DOCTOR PICK UP LINES

• You should check my temperature because you’re making me very hot!
• I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
• Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
• An apple a day, can’t keep me away!
• You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
• Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?
• My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
• The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
• Do you have SARS? Because I’d like to check you out.
• I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
• Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
• Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
• My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
• You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
• Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.
• You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
• You give me premature ventricular contractions
• Babe, I want to dissect your brain to see if you’re thinking of me too!
• Drowning doesn’t seem too bad if you would give me a mouth-to-mouth.
• You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
• Girl, You depolarized my heart, giving me a huge R-top
• You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
• Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
• You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
• I’d like another doctor because I know you’re not allowed to date your patient
• Wanna go study some anatomy?
• Girl, You gave me priapism
• Girl, You are my growth factor
• Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
• ICU in my dream tonight.
• OK, you don’t have to drug me you know. I will go home with you
• Wanna play ‘Doctor’, Doctor?
•  I gave up eating one apple a day because I don’t want to keep you away
• I didn’t believe angels were real until I saw your smile.

• You said I should eat healthy but I just want to eat your sweet cheeks.

TOP PICK UP LINES FOR DOCTOR

• So you’re the one from my dream that saved my life
• I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away
• No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
• I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
• I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
• I’m a certified love doctor. I spent years mastering it.
• I could name all the causes of a heart attack but I can’t explain why my heart is feeling that way about you.
• Girl, You’re the glucose to my beta-cell
• I can find every pulse in your body!
• Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
• I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I’m certified to do it!
• Girl, You’re made my cell go into senescence
• Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
• Baby, you make me vasodilate!
• My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
• Are you Flecainide? Because I think my heart just skipped a beat because of you
• I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth
• I’m familiar with Latex and restraints
•  Let me show you my clothing removal skill, it’s on point
• Want to play doctor with me? Although I should warn you that you’re likely to lose
• Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
• I must be falling for you because you are giving me a protracted cardiac arrhythmia
• Let me be your gynaecologist tonight
• Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
• Is that rigor mortis, or are you just happy to see me?

CHEESY PICK UP LINES FOR DOCTOR

• Do you have hypocalcemia because you are a big QT!
• Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
• Baby, you make me vasodilate!
• EMTs come when people go down
• Your face puts my adrenals on fire.
• Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because I can’t breathe around you.
• Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
• You don’t look so good. You need a lot of Vitamin ‘ME’
• Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
• Does this rag smell like chloroform?

• My heart beats for you—that’s why my ECG has a U wave.
• Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.
• Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
• Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
• Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.
• If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
• I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.
• You have acute angina.
•  Organ transplants can be very dangerous, but I’d give you my heart anytime.
• Let’s exchange genetic information!
• Girl, You make me-iosis
• Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?
• You make my dopamine levels all silly.
• Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
• Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
• Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
• I must have crossed eyes because I can only focus on you
• I don’t think you can diagnose me because there’s no treatment for being madly in love
•  Are you my appendix? Because I feel like I should take you out
• Let’s exchange genetic information!
• Girl, You make me-iosis
• Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?