PICK UP LINES FOR NURSES

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• I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
• We should get some coffee…  Because I’m liking you a latte.
•  It’s so nice that you smell so good in a place so depressing
• I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you
• My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
• You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
• With all the 206 bones in your body, I can give you an extra one
• I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.
• We should study some anatomy together
• It’s better for you if I switch nurses, because it’s not moral to date me while I’m still your patient.
• I guess they hired you because you bring in more patients, you’re just too hot!

• I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you..
• You’re burning me because you’re too hot!
• Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
•  Can you show me how to do mouth-to-mouth, on me?
• Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.

• I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
• You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
• Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
• I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.
• Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
• Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.
• Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
• Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
• You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
• I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.
• Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.
• Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!
• You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
• You make my dopamine levels all silly.
• Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
• Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”
• You’re in the wrong profession. You shouldn’t be a nurse. You should be my husband.
• Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
• Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.