Computer Programming Pick Up Lines


  • Are you a Javascript? Because you’re my favorite callback.
  • Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
  • It’s okay—you can unzip your package around me. I have virus protection and my source is always open.
  • We can make a frame work.
  • Want to see my Red Hat?
  • It is huge….. do you think you can fit it in your storage?
  • Hey girl, why don’t we go back to my place and see if your database is susceptible to my SQL injection.
  • Don’t play void with me girl, I like having my calls returned.
  • I never think that you’re similar like CSS. Because you’re the important attribute to my life.
  • Hey ‘M’odel, to stop ‘V’iewing you is not in my ‘C’ontrol.
  • I think we have met sometime in the digital world where we already got married to each other.
  • Baby, enough with the small talk, come sit on my laptop…
  • Every function without you will always be void of love.

Every function without you will always be void of love.

  • Hey baby, wanna go do some PUSHing and POPing.
  • I think your lovely smile did some programming in my heart and now it keeps beating for you.
  • You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
  • No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.
  • Damn girl, you’re so stacked we have try some tail recursion.
  • Are your dad is a programmer? Because I need administrator access to make you as my only one.
  • Baby, you’re the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.
  • Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.

         Nerdy Programming  Lines


 

  • I’m a coder. Let me show you some Python.
  • You just made me scrum myself.
  • If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
  • I’m just your type; dynamically cast.
  • Baby, let me find your nth term.
  • Did you ever try to coding? Because your smile bite my heart like a Python.
  • You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
  • If you were a composer package, I’d require global.
  • My heart beat goes from O(2^n) to O(logn) on seeing you.
  • Together, we make great parent classes of multiple inheritance.

programming cheesy lines

  • Query me once, i’m sure you’ll come back. I’m a SQL.
  • Hey girl, want to see my Red Hat?
  • You totally spiked my traffic.
  • I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Hope you’re agile, because this just became a standup meeting.
  • Wanna come over because I got a few things I want to demo from my local.
  • Do you approach your sprints in waterfalls because you’re making me wet.
  • Baby are you a typecast? Because I’m suddenly long.
  • Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.
  • Want to change software into hardware.
  • If you give me the chance, you will never have to create another branch.”
  • “Would you like the Output in Realtime”
  • “Let’s try my Game 4Play”
  • I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.
  • “Hey what are you doing?!”
  • Just Debugging!

         Nerdy Lines


  • Could I have your I.P Address?
  • “Hey you skipped foreplay!” “Sorry Runtime Error”
  • “Boy you are my .exe file”
  • lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.
  • Hello, World.
  • You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.

programming pick up lines

  • May I sniff your packets?
  • Shall I back up the last program
  • You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
  • Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
  • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
  • Girl your query times are too long, why don’t I store some procedures in you.
  • You look like one well-written subroutine. Can I call you sometime?
  • Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
  • Do you want to checkout my branch?
  • You make me NP-hard.
  • Hey baby would you like to SEG FAULT 11.
  • I hope you’re parameterless though, I’d hate for us to have any arguments.
  • Hey girl, are you a broken router?  Because i’d love to lose my information packets in you.
  • I’ll let you throw my IOException anyday.
  • Hey girl, you wanna check out my private functions?
  • Are you a server? Because I’d poll you all night.
  • Are you a friend class of mine? Because I’d let you touch my privates.
  • Would you add your number to my phone’s global scope?
  • Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.
  • You can log in with root access privileges.
  • Hey Girl, I promise you won’t just be another row in my database
  • Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class.

girl are you CSS?Cause you got class.

  • My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.
  • You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
  • You are orienting my objects.

 

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