Computer Programming Pick Up Lines
- Are you a Javascript? Because you’re my favorite callback.
- Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
- It’s okay—you can unzip your package around me. I have virus protection and my source is always open.
- We can make a frame work.
- Want to see my Red Hat?
- It is huge….. do you think you can fit it in your storage?
- Hey girl, why don’t we go back to my place and see if your database is susceptible to my SQL injection.
- Don’t play void with me girl, I like having my calls returned.
- I never think that you’re similar like CSS. Because you’re the important attribute to my life.
- Hey ‘M’odel, to stop ‘V’iewing you is not in my ‘C’ontrol.
- I think we have met sometime in the digital world where we already got married to each other.
- Baby, enough with the small talk, come sit on my laptop…
- Every function without you will always be void of love.
- Hey baby, wanna go do some PUSHing and POPing.
- I think your lovely smile did some programming in my heart and now it keeps beating for you.
- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
- No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.
- Damn girl, you’re so stacked we have try some tail recursion.
- Are your dad is a programmer? Because I need administrator access to make you as my only one.
- Baby, you’re the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.
- Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Nerdy Programming Lines
- I’m a coder. Let me show you some Python.
- You just made me scrum myself.
- If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
- I’m just your type; dynamically cast.
- Baby, let me find your nth term.
- Did you ever try to coding? Because your smile bite my heart like a Python.
- You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
- If you were a composer package, I’d require global.
- My heart beat goes from O(2^n) to O(logn) on seeing you.
- Together, we make great parent classes of multiple inheritance.
- Query me once, i’m sure you’ll come back. I’m a SQL.
- Hey girl, want to see my Red Hat?
- You totally spiked my traffic.
- I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Hope you’re agile, because this just became a standup meeting.
- Wanna come over because I got a few things I want to demo from my local.
- Do you approach your sprints in waterfalls because you’re making me wet.
- Baby are you a typecast? Because I’m suddenly long.
- Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.
- Want to change software into hardware.
- If you give me the chance, you will never have to create another branch.”
- “Would you like the Output in Realtime”
- “Let’s try my Game 4Play”
- I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.
- “Hey what are you doing?!”
- Just Debugging!
Nerdy Lines
- Could I have your I.P Address?
- “Hey you skipped foreplay!” “Sorry Runtime Error”
- “Boy you are my .exe file”
- lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.
- Hello, World.
- You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
- May I sniff your packets?
- Shall I back up the last program
- You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
- Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
- Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
- Girl your query times are too long, why don’t I store some procedures in you.
- You look like one well-written subroutine. Can I call you sometime?
- Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
- Do you want to checkout my branch?
- You make me NP-hard.
- Hey baby would you like to SEG FAULT 11.
- I hope you’re parameterless though, I’d hate for us to have any arguments.
- Hey girl, are you a broken router? Because i’d love to lose my information packets in you.
- I’ll let you throw my IOException anyday.
- Hey girl, you wanna check out my private functions?
- Are you a server? Because I’d poll you all night.
- Are you a friend class of mine? Because I’d let you touch my privates.
- Would you add your number to my phone’s global scope?
- Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.
- You can log in with root access privileges.
- Hey Girl, I promise you won’t just be another row in my database
- Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class.
- My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.
- You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
- You are orienting my objects.
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