CHEMISTRY PICK UP LINES AND PUNS


Want to Increase the chemistry between you and your crush? Here are some top chemistry pick up lines and pun which you can use to make a strong bond.

  • Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
  • My atoms love your atoms.
  • Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… Next period.
  • “Does this rag smell like chloroform?”
  • Me telling you all my jokes could take a while. I’ve got 6.022×1023of them.
  • Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
  • Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
  • You’re my Lithium.
  • I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.

Chemistry Pick Up Lines

  • You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
  • Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
  • Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
  • You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond!
  • You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

CHEMISTRY PICK UP LINES


  • You are like a proton in my core–without you I could never be the same.
  • Are you an anion? Because I’m positive we’re meant to be together.
  • My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you’re close to me.

CHEMISTRY PICK UP LINES

  • I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
  • Are you Fluorine? Because I can’t seem to get myself away from you.
  • My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
  • Hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?
  • We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
  • Your pH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
  • You’re a photon to my valence electron: you excite me to another level!
  • If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.
  • Who needs Hydrogen if you’re my #1?.
  • I can feel a bond forming between us.
  • You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
  • Where is the closets research? Because I sense a lot of chemistry between us.
  • If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive
  • I like my women like I like my alpha carbons; susceptible to backside attack.
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
  • Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
  • Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine

  • I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10
  • My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some
  • What noise does an electron make when it hits the ground? Planck!

 CHEMICAL PUNS


  • Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be-au-ti-ful!
  • I’d like to dehydrogenate your alkene?
  • I want to take you to an excited state. I want to deshield your nucleus.
  • GiRL ARE YA LITHIUM CUZ YA LOOKIN LITHI YUMMY!
  • Did you hear Magnesium and Oxygen were going out? OMg!
  • Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
  • Your lab or my lab?
  • My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.
  • My name is Bond. Ionic Bond.
  • You’re hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.

You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.

  • A helium atom walks into a bar.

The bartender takes one look at him and says “We don’t serve noble gases here!”…the helium atom doesn’t react.

  • A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron orders a couple drinks and asks how much histab was. The bartender looks at himfor a moment and replies, “You know, for you, no charge.”
  • Baby you give my electrons a positive charge
  • A molecule of nitric oxide is walking down the streetwhen it sees an atom of gold. ‘Ay you,’ it says. ‘Wanna cigarette?’ Gold holds up its hands in defense and fear. ‘NO.’
  • Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be-au-ti-ful!
  • Girl, I think you and I have a causal relationship because you make my Green’s Function so retarded every time I look at you.
  • Two atoms are walking down the street. One says “Oh my god, I just lost an electron!”

          The other replies “Are you sure?”

          The first responds, “I’m positive!”

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