Dessert Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Dessert Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone.

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

I’ll make you dinner. I’ll make you breakfast. But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert. And I’m a physics major.

Now I know what a hot fudge sundae lacks. A hot slice of you.

What sort of ice-cream would you be? Wait for reply Answer: I think I’d be a pecan ice-cream because I’m nuts for you!

Want to hear a bad ice-cream pick-up line? Cone me.

We’re like cocoa and marshmallows. You’re extremely hot, and I want to be on top of you.

I love you like how I love my sorbet – juicy.

“Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu”

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

You must be my favorite dessert, cuz I can eat you all day. Bahaha….eh

I scream, you scream, we both scream… in bed.

I like my women like I like my dessert: dripping down my fingers.

You must be my favorite dessert. Cause I can eat you all day!

I like you more than cake.

We could make beautiful ice cream together. You bring the frozen yogurt, and I let you dip it into my hot fudge.

“I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem”

Are you Rocky Road? Because I would like nothing more than to pave you.

Funny Dessert Pick Up Lines

If we were ice-cream scoops, we would be one big bowl of sweet.

You’re like a box of chocolates. Wait for them to ask why Because I want to take your top off and eat you up.

Baby, you must’ve just been churned,cause you’re looking so fresh.

You could never be ice cream, because you are too hot!

I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

You must be my favorite dessertCause I can eat you all day!

Can I double stuff your Oreo?

You put the ‘hot’ in hot fudge sundae.

What do you think about this pickup line?

I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!

You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.

Now how about some dessert?

Why, baby, you’re dessert.

Nice ice cream you got there, If that’s your dessert, do you wanna be mine?

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

Best Dessert Pick Up Lines

Want to come by my place and have sex? I have cake up-stairs.

Want to come by my place? I have something delicious on my dessert menu. Me’n’u.

When I look at you, my cream gets whipped, my banana gets split, and my spoon feels licked.

If you’re Rocky Road, then I would love to pave you.

How about I dip my frozen yogurt in your hot fudge?

If we were ice-cream scoops, we would be one big bowl of sweet.Lick me; I’m chocolate.

Have you been churned? Because you look really fresh!

You are like the sprinkles on my ice cream.

You’re so sweet, i just want you for dessert.

You must be made from ice-cream because all I want to do is eat you up.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

Is that a drumstick in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

Cheesy  Dessert Pick Up Lines

I’ll make you dinner. I’ll make you breakfast. But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert. And I’m a physics major.

If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? *Wait for reply.* You were supposed to say cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.

You can’t spell Ice Cream without ‘M-E’!

It must be hot in here…cause you’re making me melt.

Honey, you’re one tasty dish…

My bloodsugar is so high If you were a vampire, I’d be dessert.

You must be an ice-cream because you give me a brain freeze and lots of happy hormones.

What sort of ice-cream would you be? *Wait for reply* Answer: I think I’d be a pecan ice-cream because I’m nuts for you!

You’re like a box of chocolates. *Wait for them to ask why* Because I want to take your top off and eat you up.

I like women like my sorbet – sweet and juicy.

What is your favorite ice-cream? *Wait for reply* Answer: My favorite is a waffle cone and three scoops of you.

You put the ‘hot’ in hot fudge sundae

I’m not here to play mind games. Except brain freeze.

Be the Ben to my Jerry. Be the Baskin to my Robbins. You’re already my Dairy Queen of all Queens.

I’m not a dessert person,But I have a sweet tooth for you

I love you more than ice cream.

Want to hear an ice-cream pick-up line? You make me melt.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? You have a pretty sweet face!

Are You Dessert?Because I’ll be pudding it in you…

Dirty  Dessert Pick Up Lines

You are on my list of things I’d do for a klondike bar.

Are you Choco Taco? Because everyone wants you.

I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.

You’re so smooth you’re making me lose my chips!

Are you made of ice cream? Because I can’t wait to eat you up!

I’m not here to play mind games. Except brain freeze.

One scoop of me plus one scoop of you equals a big bowl of cute.

Lick me; I’m chocolate.

I’d love to take you out for dinner…And/orra dessert.

You’re so smooth you’re making me lose my chips!

“I don’t see you on here”

How is sex like a banana split? I split my legs, and you can pop my cherry.

If you were a dessert, I’d drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.

You must be a gelato, because you make ice creams look bad.

If this donut is my meal, then you would be my dessert.

I love you more than dessert.

Lick me, I’m mint!

Are you a peanut butter? Because every time I see you, my legs turn to jelly.

Do you want to have sex with me? It’s like an ice-cream. Even when it’s pretty bad, it’s still good.

Do you like a cherry on top? If not, can I have yours?

Why, baby, you’re dessert.

Smooth  Dessert Pick Up Lines

I’m not a dessert person But I have a sweet tooth for you.

I want you more than a Klondike bar on a hot day.

Baby, I want you to be the Baskin to my Robbins, the Ben to my Jerry, my Dairy Queen of Queens.

Sorry I took so long in getting back to you. I had to see my dentist because you’re so sweet.

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

You’re so sweet, i just want you for dessert.

You’re my favorite type of candy: half sweet and half nuts.

Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?

Want to try some role-playing? I’m Burger King, and you’re Dairy Queen. You treat me right; I do it your way.

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