SUSHI PICK UP LINES
Here are some top Sushi Pickup Lines to Impress someone.
SUSHI PICK UP LINES
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- Babe, I am down for some fishy business for your pleasure.
- You are soy beautiful.
- Do you want some sushi?
- If I wrap myself with seaweed, would you eat me?
- Time for some sushi, Wassa Bae.
- Wanna make some sticky rice?
- Do you want some sushi?
- I am sushi, eat me.
- If you love sushi, you will definitely love MAKIng out with me.
- Babe, want this hand roll as the perfect happy ending.
- Girl are you sushi, you sure are soFISHticated.
- My love for you is like my love for sushi,
- My roll grows every time I see you.
- Does your pussy smell like fish? I love my sushi.
- Beautiful, wanna play hide the temaki?
- No more Mr. Rice guy, I am going for the raw end of the deal.
- Ready for some raw action tonight?
- Babe, I heard you like it raw.
- Soy happy to roll with you in bed.
SOME MORE SUSHI PICK UP LINES
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- Babe, I want to put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.
- Sushi is not the only thing raw that you will taste tonight.
- Want sushi to go and chill?
- Miso hungry for you.
- What’s your favorite roll? Dragon, rainbow, penis?
- Why don’t you take some clothes off and have a raw good time?
- Let’s roll in bed.
- Why use wasabi when you are so hot already?
- If I wrap myself with seaweed, would you eat me?
- Hey girl, I want a raw taste of your flavor sauce.
- Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.
- How about we take this sushi home and see if we can get some raw action.
- Forget about foreplay and filler rice, let’s get straight to sashimi.
- I am soy into you.
- Girl I heard you love sushi and raw fish, and I happen to make the best raw human roll.
- I am sushi, eat me.
- Girl, do you want some of this eel?
- Babe, I love you like I love my sushi, I want to roll you up and eat you raw all night long.
SUSHI PUNS/JOKES
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Wasabi!
Why is ma-sago orange?
Because water makes it rusty.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wassabee
What do you call a sushi roll that sings pop music?
Spicy Auto-tuna.
Why did the duck say bang?
Because he wanted a fire quacker roll.
What do you call sushi with a tie?
soFISHticated
Why did the vegan start eating sushi?
Just for the halibut!
What did the blind man say when he passed the sushi restaurant? Good morning ladies.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi
Why did the vegan start eating sushi? Just for the halibut!
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?
Sushi!
What do they put Nutella on a salmon roll? When you order salmonella.
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