Accounting Pick Up Lines


 

Here are some top Accounting Pick Up Lines Which you can try to impress someone.

I will show you my account, and you will show me yours.

I will show you my bits if you promise me not to byte.

Babe, let’s form a partnership.

Damn, Girl, that asset thou.

Hey, Girl, if you are a bond. I would love to hold you to maturity.

Hey, my name is a bond municipal bond.

Hey, Girl, my life won’t balance without you.

I will handle not being moody when I rate you.

Babe! Can I capitalize you?

Hey, I am fixed on your assets; be careful.

Do you have any stocks?

I have a tiny winky but a big bank loan.

I want you to know; you make all my accounts receivable.

Listen, babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

You should have listed me as a deduction because I’m dependent on your love.

Baby, I could tax that ass all night long!

If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.

It’s an accrual world out there, but I’m willing to invest in you.

I want to take you to my offshore account if you know what I mean.

Without you, there’s a significant GAAP in my life

That’s right, Girl Benefits while maintaining Independence.

Hey babe, I forgot my password to your account.

Babe, How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets

Nice boot.

Please babe! Let me withhold you.

I have a significant staff for adequate coverage.

Hey! Your assets are materially overstated.

So do you file electronically around here often?

Take me home tonight, and I guarantee you’ll see an extraordinary item.

Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.

This inquiry has been friendly, but I’d like to do a walkthrough of your operations.

 

Funny Accounting Pick up lines

 

Wanna sneak out behind the ‘hedge’ and play with my financial instrument?

While some of your assets are not impaired, I’m afraid your principal investment will turn out to be immaterial.

 

 

I don’t care if you’re rich or poor because I will make your cash flow.

Hey, how bout you increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits?

Hey Girl, do you want to make a double entry in my ledger account, if you know what I mean.

I should recognize you as a capital lease because I will own you at the end of the day.

“What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.”

Slowly slide your number across the bar to the accountant and say “How do these numbers look to you?”

I like to delay my score release so you can enjoy some tension.

“How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets.”

“It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.”

“You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.”

Someone told me that financial crime is very rarely investigated. Shall we take the risk?

You are audit I need.

Me and you – we might need to swap some liquid assets.

Baby, unlike a fixed asset, I will never depreciate.

You definitely fill the GAAP in my heart.

We should go back to my place so you can audit my staff.

I’ll show you my spreadsheets if you show me yours.

You make my pants file for an extension.

Baby, show me your debits and I’ll fill your GAAP.

If you like what you see up here, wait till you find out what I’ve got below the line…

I need to test your inventory.

 Dirty Accounting Pick Up lines

Baby, if I had you, I wouldn’t need to perform so many manual entries.

What are you doing on Friday? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

It’s accrual world out there but I’m more than willing to invest in you.

Are you accounting on me to balance your sheets tonight?

How do you feel about the double entry method?

Baby, let’s get fiscal!

I want to be the one that fills your GAAP.

I really hope you’re a depreciating asset because I’d love to adjust your entry.

How about you give my body an audit?

You’re a tax credit to my life

The 1040 isn’t the only thing that’s EZ

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you

How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets

What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out

I’m convinced my feelings for you will never depreciate.

I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.

You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does…they just call me gross.

 

Accounting is a numbers game, so why not give me yours?

You liquidate my heart.

“Wanna see what kinda return you’d get on my asset?”

If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

Are you equity? Cos my assets don’t equal liabilities without you.

You don’t need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

 Cheesy Accounting Pick Up lines

 

Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.

I’d do just about anything to see your GAAP.

Nice assets!

My feelings for you will never depreciate.

Hey you, if I was an accountant, then you just accrued my love.

Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.

Are you a 1040EZ? Cause I need to fill you in!

How about we swap some liquid assets?!

I’d like to make some adjustments to your bottom line.

I’d really love to sleep with you, but it’s tax day and I feel like I’ve already been screwed by an entire government agency.

I am thinking about recognizing you as a capital lease because I will own you at the end of the day.

Excuse me, I saw you talking to that guy over there. Please don’t. There’s a going concern that he has significant control deficiencies.

He: Are you my revenue? She Why? He: Because I’m so loss without you!

I could add some serious value to your account.

You’ve got a lovely pair for W-2’s.

I’ll help you screw Uncle Sam if you promise I’ll be next.

Are you my revenue? Because baby, I’m so loss without you.

“For you babe, I’d drop the first “n” in my finance just to be your fiancé.

You’re not an asset to me, you’re a stockholders equity

 

Hey girl, can I be your external control?

I’m done being a sole proprietor, let’s form a partnership!

Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later!

Smooth Accounting Pick Up lines

 

Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.

Please, baby, let me withhold you!

I’ve been in public practice for several years now, but that’s easily the largest endowment I’ve ever seen.

Maybe we should go back to your place so you can show me some inside information about your firm structure.

Do you know why accountants are considered the best lovers? Cause’ we are skilled in the double entry system!

Lets try and make this triple bottom line.

I know i shouldn’t use the direct write off method, but I’ll do it for you.

I’d love to amortize your discount on bonds payable.

If you were a financial statement line item, you would be goodwill, and I wouldn’t even bother testing a fine intangible asset like you for impairment.

Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

Can you help me balance my sheets?

Baby you’re so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

You can come over a work in process but I’ll make sure you leave a finished good.

My Trial Balance just won’t balance without you.

 

Let’s fill out a 1040 – you’re a 10, and I’m 40

In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy’!

You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s!

How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets.

 Some more Accounting Pick Up lines

 

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

Why don’t we go back to my place, and I’ll let you audit my staff.

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

Girl you don’t need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

I think I could add some serious value to your account.

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

 

I’d do just about anything to see your GAAP.

I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.

 

 

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