Car Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Car Pick Up lines to impress Someone.

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that “The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!

Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?

Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can’t move forward.

Babe, getting into my car is synonymous to getting into my life indefinitely that is true.

Babe, you have got amazing body; I will honk my car for you a dozen times as you need me to.

Baby you can be clutch and I’ll be the tranny.

Because of your innate hotness you ignite my wheels involuntarily just like that.

Between me and my car I am more efficient than her. Let me show you tonight.

Boy you make me want to fall in love faster than this car is capable of can ever drive long.

By the end of tonight. My car isn’t the only one who needs it’s trunk cleared out.

Can I adjust your rearview mirrorS?

Can I buy you a tank of gas?

Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.

Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?

Can I open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.

Can I park my car in your garage.

Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.

Can you please rearrange my rear view mirrors so that I can see your lovely face better.

Chevy runs deep.

Convert this.

Crush, if I am going to be your ride I will let you set the pace of this car and you navigate it.

Darling I have got a baby in my car but I still want you as my babe.

Darling, you hold the keys to my heart and I’ll let you hold my car keys as long as you want.

Dear, make sure you honk before you enter my heart because I do not want to be surprised.

Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

Did you just say “propulsion power?”

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time.

Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?

Do you drive here often?

Do you have time? Because my car needs you to fill up its gas if you can kindly do that.

Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I’d love to wreck you.

Do you like things battery operated?

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Do you need a driver? Because you look like you need to be driven to a happy place.

Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?

Do you want to have a road trip? I will let you decide our speed and I will let you drive my ride.

Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can’t race now. Why don’t you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?

Does the interior match the exterior?

Don’t feel bad about going  under the speed limit, I wouldn’t want to damage you going too fast either.

Don’t let the compact size fool you.

Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.

Don’t feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn’t want to damage you going too fast either.

Don’t let the compact size fool you.

Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.

Drive here often?

Ever had sex in bucket seats?

Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding the other drivers.

Funny Car Pick Up Lines

Girl does car pick-up lines work for you because for you I will be creative as much as I can.

Girl I only care about you; I will go the distance for you that is the reality that I can do.

Girl I would like to hold your hand while I am holding the dipstick just to get close to you.

Girl you look sad. Let me take you to a nice ride and I will show you my place right after.

Girl, you’re more perfect that a McLaren MP-C.

Girl: No…Guy: How about coffee instead?

Going my way? I’ve got a seat open.

Guy: I’m listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?

Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

Hey babe, check your oil?

Hey baby I got a car and you at the same time. My life is complete when I am with you.

Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!

Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.

Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?

Hey Baby! May I check your fluids with my dipstick.

Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

 

Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

 

Car Brand Pick Up Lines

If you were a Dodge, I’d RAM you.

Girl, you’re more perfect that a McLaren MP-C.

Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!

Hey girl are you a Tesla car?Because I wanna see how wild you can get on autopilot.

Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

 

 

Car Cheesy  Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.

Hey Girl! Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.

Hey Girl! You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.

Hey Girl! You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.

Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!

Hey sexy!, wanna go for a test drive?

Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.

Hey, sexy! wanna go for a test drive?

Hey, why don’t you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?

Hi There, I know I’m going your way

Hi! I’m from out of town and lost…could you show me the way to your house?

Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.

Honey it is as if the waze in my car is broken. Can you help me navigate towards your heart?

How about I shift my stick into something else…

 

How about we go to my garage and see what’s under the hood.

 

How could you possibly be hotter than my car it is imaginably the best thing ever?

How long is your lifecycle emission?

How many engines do you have under your hood?

I am hitting my favorite place. Want to come with me and be as happy as anyone can be?

I am willing to get a speeding ticket just to get you in time and I will do it as much as I want.

I am willing to show you how much efficient I am tonight if you will let me show you my car.

I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.

I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.

I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.

I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one.

I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, seems there’s too much room for one

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

I can make you fall in love faster than the fastest racing car in the world ever can drive fast.

I could seat through heavy traffic as long as there’s music and you.

Car Dirty  Pick Up Lines

I dare you to get dirty with me tonight so I wonder if you truly will, let me know soon.

I do not care about the color of your car as long as we’re both going to be red tonight.

I do not care if we go slow or fast as long as I am with you for I care for you the most.

I do not care if you control where we are going and the music as long as you are with me.

I do not have a garage. Can I park at your garage instead? I could treat you afterwards

I do not mind being wrecked by you as long as I get to experience being with you.

I do not mind doing the dirty work for you as long as you will get dirty with me.

I do not mind filling up your car’s gas as long as I get a ride from you, will you give me?

I do not mind running up my mileage as long as I’m doing it with you my darling.

I do not need batteries as long as I have you I feel energized enough more than I can manage.

I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you.

I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!

I don’t mind if you’re going to pool with me, just bring your beautiful self with you.

I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you

I fell in love with you when I first saw you driving that pretty.

I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you? Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you? Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

I like things with more miles per gallon.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

I need a change of oil. Want to help me with that and then we can just hang around?

I need all the rear view mirrors I can get if you plan on sitting at the back because I like you.

I need some coolant because you’ve got my engine overheating.

Some More Car Pick Up Lines

I noticed your right front tire is a little low. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.

I promise I am 100% charged. Let me show you this 100% tonight.

I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.

I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.

I see you have high beams as well

I want to bury my face in a woman’s lotus patch

I want to race with me to the end of this world in this lifetime because I gladly would?

I will give you a free ride in my car every day if that means being this close to you my baby.

I will give you my car keys if you give me the keys to your heart, that is a pretty good deal.

I will not ever need recharging when I am with you because you energized me.

I won’t ever be lost because I’ve got the directions to you memorized in my mind

I would do a u-turn a thousand times just to get to see you again every now and then.

I would like to go to wonderland on my wheels but I see that you are body is already one.

I would willingly take a U-turn just to get back to you in time for you are the love of my life.

I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

I’d like to put my piston in your cylinder.

I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station.

I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

I’d love to use you as two types of fuel.

I’ll make sure you idle less.

I’ll race you to (insert the name of a nice restaurant in town). Whoever wins has to let me pay the check.

I’ll turn your driveshaft.

I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there’s too much room for one…

If I am your car I will let you drive me slow, fast, whatever you wanted me to be, for sure.

If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your owner?

If I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

If I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

If I were a hybrid car, I’d let you hand the control over to my electric engine.

Smooth Car Pick Up Lines

If you are going to be my wheels I will not let them borrow you because you are mine alone.

If you need to test drive my thing, I would love to go through it with you because I like it.

If you wanted to be chase just say so, I got a car and maybe we can bring it to wherever.

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.

If you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

If you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.

If you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.

If you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.

If you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

If you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

If you were a car, I’d let you jump me.

If you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.

If you were a Dodge, I’d RAM you.

Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me?

Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your battery dead? Because I’d love to jump you.

It doesn’t matter if you are far, I will make my car go fastest to get to you so I can see you.

I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles.

 

Let me adjust those headlights for you.

Let’s make sure your gasoline engine doesn’t engage.

Lets make like a LS1 and get the hell outta here

Look surprised, then say, “WOW, This is the first time I’ve ever seen a flower driving a car.”

Love, if you need jumping just call me and I will definitely be there no matter what time it is.

Love, what you do to me is enough gas to make me feel energized and positive as well.

Mmmmm… plug in sounds sexy.

My batteries are designed for extended life.

My batteries are enough to fuel you back to life so would you like to test it out or would you?

My car is shockproof so the game you are thinking of doing can be done there.

My car or your car? Does not matter because we are definitely having fun tonight, baby.

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

My heart is going to wreck if you do not choose to stay with me so promise me to stay.

My nuts are made of titanium.

My other car is a Dodge Dart.

Need a jump?

Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.

Oh, you have two motors? That’s hot.

Petroleum is so 2000.

Position your dog in the passenger seat looking out the window. Look at the woman until she turns toward you and say, “He likes you, and he has great taste.” Once she smiles say, “How about the three of us go for coffee?”

Race you to the next light!

Roll down your window and say, “I think I’m overheating.”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.

Car Enthusiast pick up lines

Sir you should know car washes are more fun when done with me so let’s do it together?

Smile while lifting a sign that says, “Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together?

So what kind of car do you drive?

Sweetie, you need change of oil? How about a change of heart? I will give you mine.

I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

I’ll blow your apex seals.

I’ll try every car key I have just to get into your heart and I will gladly do it as fast as I can.

I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one…

Just because I don’t use crude oil doesn’t mean I don’t like things dirty.

Lady, I’ll beat the red light just to be with you tonight a little bit longer.

That aerodynamic architecture sure makes you look good.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?

This car is small, but we can make it work.

This isn’t the only Hummer I’m getting tonight.

car pick up lines to use on girls

Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Tonight, has been a fun ride. Want to do this again tomorrow night or for the rest of the year?

Wanna free lube job?

Wanna go for a test drive?

Want a free ride in my car towards the door of forever with me because I am willing to do so.

Want to charge up with me?

Want to check my oil?

Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?

Want to go dancing’ inside? Ride my wheels and I’ll teach you how to get the best of it.

Want to learn road signs? See that sign? It says you should definitely fall in love with me.

Want to ride my car? Say yes and I will definitely give you the ride of your life, my darling.

We don’t need to get in an accident to exchange information.

We will make sure that our noise is enough to drive people away you and I we definitely will.

What do you say we get some non-toxic cleaners and go wax your car?

What do you say we pull over and plug into the grid?

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a car like that?

What’s your favorite cruising speed?

Whatever game we play I will never need an exhaust pipe that’s for sure, my honey pie.

Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.

Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.

With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.

Some More Car Pick Up Lines

Would you like to blow my head gasket?

Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?

Would you like to improve my fuel economy?

Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

You and my car are my only religion I want to continue forever and ever until the end.

You are my favorite driver who drives me perfectly insane so just keep doing that, my dear.

You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v and together we can make hp.

You can have me tonight for test drive as long as you need to or as long as you want to.

You can ignite my wheels just by staring at me like that and I cannot even help myself.

You got my heart racing’ faster than it is capable of handling and I love you for that.

You got my machine overheating just by looking at you and it feels so amazingly good.

You have a hybrid? You’re so unconventional. I like that.

You have the ability to ignite my soul and my entire world all at once and it’s amazing.

You look good but you will look best when you are on my wheels and looking happily.

You look like an accident I am not going to take my eyes off of you not matter what I try to do.

You make me glow as bright as your dashboard.

You make me want to become a cleaner-burning woman.

You make my headlights turn on automatically and I am amazed at how fast it goes to turn.

You make my ride look hotter when you are on it.

You make my wheels keep on turning every night and day and I love you for every reason.

You make my wheels turn

You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!

You shock me every time I get to spend time with you and I find it so amazingly relaxing.

You should know that I am an expert, I could do it in crammed space like this amazing ride.

You should see MY Stop/Start capability.

You want me to ride you home… I mean you want a ride home?

You’re like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.

You’re so energy efficient.

You’re so stealthy in that Prius, I’ll show you how to make some noise.

You’re the only lock that fits my key.

You’re the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I’d love to chat with you!

Your back seat or mine?

Your car’s power and movement turns my wheels.

Your exit or mine?

Your smile, your laugh, your mind and your entirety drive me insane and I am crazy for you.

Your wheels are hot but you’re way hotter than that and I hope you will believe me on it.

You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

 

Car Puns/Car Jokes

 

Girl are you McDonald’s?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

 

Are you my old car?

Cause you’re fucked up but I still love you

 

Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in

 

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

 

 

Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can’t move.

 

Do you need your car fixed?

Because I’m a pick up master

 

“If you were a car and I was a gas station.”

Would you let me fill you up?

 

Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.

 

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!

 

Girl, if you were a race car

You’d be lightning McQueen

 

Hey girl are you a Tesla car?

Because I wanna see how wild you can get on autopilot.

 

Are you a race car?

Cuz damn you’re lightning, my queen.

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