Squirrel Pick Up Lines

Squirrel Pick Up Lines: Here are some top Squirrel Pick Up Lines which you can use on someone.

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you.

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
Id fall asleep in you.

Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts.

Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel.
I’d shove my nut in your hole.

Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokémon, I’d choose you.

Can I bury my nuts in your gopher hole?

If I were a squirrel, you would be winter.
Because I save my nuts for you.

Let’s pretend we’re squirrels….so that I can bust a nut in your hole.

Hey girl, are you a squirrel?
Because I wanna put my nuts in your mouth.

Wanna pretend we’re squirrels
And see who can get the most nuts?

If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If I was a squirrel, and you were an acorn
Would you go nuts for me?

If You Were A Squirrel
I would let you store your nuts in my hole.

Girl, are you a squirrel?
Cause I want you to keep my nuts in your cheeks all winter.

Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel…
I’d shove my nut in your hole

Are you a dead squirrel?
Because I can’t stop imagining my pen*s inside you.

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you.

Hey, are you a squirrel?
Cause I have a big nut for you

If you and i where squirrels..
I’d bust a nut in your hole..

Hey girl, call me a squirrel with a hammer
Cause I’m tryna bust a nut

Do you know why they call me the squirrel?
Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Hey are you a squirrel?
Cause I wanna give you my nut.

If I were a squirrel…
Could I put my nuts in you?

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Are you a squirrel?
Because I want to give you my nut.

25+ Squirrel Pick Up Lines