Solar Eclipse Pick Up Lines


Here are some Solar Eclipse Pick Up Lines which you can use on someone

The universe revolves around you since you’ve got real gravitational force.

Did the sun just come back out, or did you just smile?

Do you work for NASA because you are out of this world?

You’re even more attractive in person than in my telescope.

I’m the sun and you’re the earth. The closer we get, the hotter you are.

Hey girl, are you a solar eclipse?
Because I want to stare directly at you.

Hey girl, are you a solar eclipse? Because I want to stare directly at you.

Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you.

Hey I’m good ol’ JR and I wanna be all up in your solar plexus.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

You know from tomorrow there’ll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System. Cause I’ll destroy Uranus tonight.

He: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?
She: I haven’t a clue.
He: It waved.

He did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
She: What?
he: “Pleased to heat you again.”

 

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