Lactose Intolerance Pick Up Lines


Here are some Lactose Intolerance Pick Up Lines  and Puns which you can use on someone.

Hey, babeh! If I drink milk I shit my pants.

Though I’m lactose intolerant, I’d let YOU cream in my mouth baby.

Are you a dairy product…cause you give me the liquid shits.

Get this p**sy a glass of cranberry juice.

You should come over for dinner one day, you’ll notice I can cook great breakfasts… without milk.

I’m lactose intolerant, meaning I cannot swallow milk. But you know what I can swallow?

What’s the difference between material and a person who can’t drink milk? Well, none so far.

“Hey baby, come here often? I don’t, but when I drink a glass of milk, I’ll shit my pants.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, pour milk in me and I’ll shit on you.”

 

Lactose Intolerance Puns

I’m not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day…
She’s lactose intolerant.

The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk?
Please excuse my dairy air.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they…. lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?
Because they lactose.

Why can’t cows wear flip-flops?
Because they lac-tose!

Finally found out why dairy cows lose their balance so easily
They lactose

Why don’t cows wear shoes?
Because they lactose.

I’m glad my wife is lactose intolerant.
We don’t have to pose for pictures.

What do you call racist milk?
Intolerant Lactose.

Why do cows have hoofs?
Because they lactose.

 

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