Raccoon Pick Up Lines And Puns

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Here are some top Raccoon Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone.

Hey baby are you a raccoon?
Because I’m trash, but I still think you’d dig me.

Are you a dumpster? Cause you look like you only get picked up once a week off the street.

Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?
Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.

If I we’re a raccoon…
I would choose you as my trash can.

Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family?
Because you’re such a Cutiemundi.

Hey girl are you trash?
Cause I’m feeling like a Raccoon tonight

If I we’re a raccoon…
I’d choose you as my trash can.

Hi, I’m Tom, I have a raccoon on my head.

 

What kind of car does a raccoon drive?
A: Furrari.

What did the grape say when the Raccoon stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why did the racoon sleep under the car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!

 

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