Waitress Pick Up Lines
Here are some Waitress Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone.
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
I have a big tip for you but I’ll have to give it to you in private.
So when’s your next night off?
You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.
I can serve you more than just food.
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
Do you want the sauce lathered on your food…or me?
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart.
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.
You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.
“At what time you get off?”
That accent – ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
Girl, I know you want this tip.
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?
How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?
Funny Waitress Pick Up Lines
If you liked the tip, come by later and I’ll give you the full thing.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?
My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?
Are you a waitress? Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
Excuse me, there’s something wrong with the number on this check. It isn’t yours.
I’m thinking of getting into waitressing…can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.
My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.
I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Theres a pretty cute waitress, and we be giving each other the eye. Do watchu guys do best?
Your money isn’t the only tip I want.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
If you were my waitress. I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?
You so should be working at Hooters!!!
Let me show you my daily special.
Baby, I’m gonna give you the tip later!
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