Trumpet Pick Up Lines
A horn player will keep trying to shove his hand up your ass
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin’ me h0rn¥!
Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long!
Damn girl, you’re lookin’ sharp!
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
I bet that flute isn’t the only thing you know how to blow.
I bet we’d get into some serious Treble together.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
I can make you hit all the high notes!
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn’t mean I can’t show you a good time.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
If I were a drum I’d let you bang me all night long!
I’d like to finger your fret board.
I’d love to strum your g-string
Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
Slow down girl, you’re giving me a woodwind.
That’s a nice set of mallets you have.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren’t the only thing I’ll be banging tonight.
This cello isn’t the only big wood between my legs.
This reed isn’t the only thing I can get wet.
Would you like to play my organ?
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You had me at cello.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you’re just perfect!
You wanna grease my slide?
You want to go for those that can play higher, more lip strength.
Trumpet Pick Up Lines And Puns
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality. Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
A: King Kong is more sensitive.
Q: What do you call an arrogant trumpet player?
A: A brass-hole.
Q: What do trumpet players and pirates have in common?
A: They’re both murder on the high C’s.
Q: What is the perfect weight for a trumpet player?
A: 3 and a half pounds including the urn.
Q: What’s the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, “I could do that better.
Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other? A: “Hi. I’m better than you.”
Q: What do you call a cow that plays the trumpet?
Q: What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
A: A moo-sician Marriage is like playing the trumpet. It looks easy until you try it.
Q: What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet?
A: A tooty fruity!
Q: What’s the first thing a blues musician says when he knocks on your door?
A: “Pizza!” How do you make a million dollars playing the trumpet? Start off with 2 million.
Q: How do you get a million dollars?
A: Start off with 2 million and try to make a living playing the trumpet.
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
A: The doorbell shrieks!
Q: What happens when you play the blues backwards? A: You get your wife and job back. Q: Did you hear the joke about blues music?
A: I don’t remember how it goes, but the punchline is “the trumpet player got hit by a car”.
Q: How do you keep your jewelry from being stolen?
A: Leave it in a trumpet case.
Q: Why do trumpeters leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer?
A: So they can visit all their kids.
Q: What do you call a successful trumpet player?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q: What’s the difference between a trumpeter and garbage?
A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.
Q: What’s the definition of an optimist?
A: A trumpeter with a mortgage.
Q: What does a trumpet and a baseball have in common?
A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
Q: What do you call a bunch of trumpeters in a hot tub?
A: Vegetable soup.
Q: What’s the difference between a trumpeter and god?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a trumpeter. Trumpeter: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
Q: What do all great trumpeters have in common?
A: They are all dead.
Q: Did you hear about the trumpeter who played in tune?
A: Neither did I.
Q: What’s the difference between a trumpet and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What do you throw a drowning trumpeter?
A: His case.
If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people’s trumpets.
I’d hate to toot my own horn.
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