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Periodic Table Pick Up Lines
- If I could make any ion, I would make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together
- If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.
- I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)
- Are you made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe
- Are you full of Beryllium, gold, titanium?
- My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
- You’re my Lithium.
- Hey! Are you a periodic table? Cause all I want is 92.
- Are you on the periodic table? Cause you are SODIUM fine
- My favorite element is uranium because I love U.
- If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.
- Did you hear Magnesium and Oxygen were going out? OMg!
- Are you Fluorine? Because i can’t seem to get myself away from you.
- Cause you’re BeAuTi-Full
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
- My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you’re close to me.
- My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you’re close to me.
- Is your atomic number 11? Because you’re sodium fine!
- I want to take you to an excited state. I want to deshield your nucleus.
- If you where the periodic table.
Funny Periodic Table Pick Up Lines
- Scientists recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium and it looks like you’re made out of it.
- Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
- They forgot to put your name on the periodic table ? Cause you are one of the elements that make up my life.
- You’re made of oxygen and neon, right? Because you’re definitely the ONe.
- Why aren’t you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.
- Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?
- Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.
- I told a chemistry joke once, there was no reaction.
- Do you have 11 protons because you sodium fine!
- Who needs Hydrogen if you’re my #1?.
- Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you’re F-I-Ne.
- I can feel a bond forming between us.
- Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you
- Are you an anion? Because I’m positive we’re meant to be together.