Periodic Table Pick Up Lines

  • If I could make any ion, I would make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together
  • If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.
  • I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe
  • Are you full of Beryllium, gold, titanium?
  • My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
  • You’re my Lithium.
  • Hey! Are you a periodic table? Cause all I want is 92.
  • Are you on the periodic table? Cause you are SODIUM fine
  • My favorite element is uranium because I love U.
  • If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.
  • Did you hear Magnesium and Oxygen were going out? OMg!
  • Are you Fluorine? Because i can’t seem to get myself away from you.
  • Cause you’re BeAuTi-Full
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
  • My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you’re close to me.
  • My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you’re close to me.
  • Is your atomic number 11? Because you’re sodium fine!
  • I want to take you to an excited state. I want to deshield your nucleus.
  • If you where the periodic table.

Funny Periodic Table Pick Up Lines

  • Scientists recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium and it looks like you’re made out of it.
  • Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
  • They forgot to put your name on the periodic table ? Cause you are one of the elements that make up my life.
  • You’re made of oxygen and neon, right? Because you’re definitely the ONe.
  • Why aren’t you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.
  • Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?
  • Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.
  • I told a chemistry joke once, there was no reaction.
  • Do you have 11 protons because you sodium fine!
  • Who needs Hydrogen if you’re my #1?.
  • Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you’re F-I-Ne.
  • I can feel a bond forming between us.
  • Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you
  • Are you an anion? Because I’m positive we’re meant to be together.

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