Firefighter Pickup Lines


Here are some Top Firefighter Pickup Lines which you can use to show your firefighter skills

The first rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing. Can I go ahead and start now?

You’re hotter than a 4 alarm fire.

You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on.

Nice hose, does it pump?

I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!

Do you mind giving me your phone so I can call the firefighters? They might need to take you outta here you’re so damn hot.

Would you like to slide down my pole?

It’s long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the Truck

It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet!

 

Do you want to see my hose bed?

The fire might be out but you’re still smoking hot.

Trust me I’m a fire fighter.

Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.

I’m a fireman; I’m an expert in what’s hot.

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o’clock news.

You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!

They call me “The Fireman”… mainly because I turn the hoes on.

Have you ever been in a firefighter before?

Ever been in a firefighter before?

I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper.

Want to see my hose lay?

I’ve saved babies, kittens and puppies, and now I’ll love to save you from a boring life.

 

Funny Firefighter Pickup Lines

Did u know that firefighters are professional hose handlers?

Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole?

Girl, I’ll make you scream louder than a siren.

I’m a firefighter.

I’m on fire – you wanna stop, drop and roll with me?

Do you mind if I hit your hydrant?

I know that as a fire fighter I’m supposed to put out flames but girl I want to start one with you.

Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.

I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!

I might not have a very long hose, but I sure have one hell of a pumper.

I’m a firefighter… I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.

You know what they say, firemen have the longest hoses.

I thought I put the fire out, then you walked in here looking so hot, does this mean you want to start a new flame?

You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on.

Care to see the hosebed?

In my job I’m required to go in with my hose when it’s really hot and never pull out till it’s dripping wet.

Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.

I’m on fire – you wanna stop, drop and roll with me?

I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!

You know why they call me a fireman? It’s ‘cause I turn these hoes on.

I bet we can fit two in those bunkers.

Want to see my tool?

 Cheesy  Firefighter Pickup Lines

Play with fire and you end up burnt BUT play with a firefighter and you end up wet.

Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.

I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.

I could make you scream louder than the fire siren.

The hotter you get, the faster we come!

You’re hotter than a 5 alarm fire.

You do know I’m a firefighter and I handle the hose pretty well.

In my line of work I’m required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.

You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

Wanna go for a ride along? Then later I can show you the truck.

You’re hotter than a 4 alarm fire.

I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?

You know I’m a fire fighter, I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers and even animals too, so just imagine what I’d do for you.

I’m on fire, put me out!

I’m a firefighter, I find ‘em hot and leave ‘em wet…(

Your so hot, a firefighter couldn’t put you out.

It’s getting hot in here… So take out all your hose!

Wanna slide down my pole?

Wanna go for a ride along, then later I’ll show you the truck?

You’re so hot, even a firefighter couldn’t put you out.

Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.

Can I hit your hydrant?

You know the first thing we do when we see a patient that’s so “hot” we try to remove all restricting clothing, so can I go ahead and start now?

Smooth Firefighter Pickup Lines

Help, I am on fire, do you want to stop drop and roll with me?

The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.

I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of of a pumper!

Hey handsome, do you mind if we play fire fighters? We could practice stop, drop and roll (insert wink)

As a fireman, I’m an expert in what’s hot.

Firemen have the longest hoses.

Hmm, I see you handle the hose really well.

If you play with fire, you’ll end up burnt. If you play with a firefighter you’ll end up wet!

Firemen have the longest hoses

Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice “stop, drop and roll”.

Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.

I’d love to climb you like a ladder?

Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.

In my line of work I’m required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.

I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!

Care to hit my hydrant?

Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.

It’s long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the Truck.

 

When you play with fire you’re likely going to get burnt but if you play with a firefighter…you’re definitely getting wet.

As a firefighter I’m an expert on what’s hot and you my dear are HOT!!!

Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!

You know we firefighters are always in heat.

The fire may be out but you still look smoking hot.

 

Dirty Firefighter Pickup Lines

 

I’m a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?

Friendly reminder, you shouldn’t prime this pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

I want to ride you like I’m riding a fire truck on a bad road on the way to a 5am alarm.

First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

You don’t need a smoke detector if you’re sleeping with a firefighter, so let me be your smoke detector girl.

Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

I hope you know the hotter you get the faster I come.

Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.

They call me “The Fireman”… mainly because I turn the hoes on.

Firefighters are always in heat.

I would climb you like a ladder.

Wanna see something long and hard that pumps like a bastard? Well say hello to my truck.

You can climb me like a ladder.

It’s getting quite hot in here, I think I need to let out the hose.

I could make you scream louder than the siren.

You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

Hey girl! It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet.

I wanna hear you scream like the siren.

Your hosebed or mine?

You wanna stop drop and roll with me?

 

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