The Office Pick Up Lines

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Here is a complete list of  the office pick up lines  which use can use to impress someone

“Are You Real Or Are You A Holly-Gram?”

“I Get Very Nervous Talking To Pretty Girls”

“Mondays Suck”

“You Complete Me”

“You Looking For A Dinner And A Movie? You’re Not Going To Find It In That Box”

. “All I ever wanted is laying on a beach with you and sharing delicious hotdogs for our snacks.”

. “Are you a cheesy pita? Because you are smoking hot.”

. “Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.”

. “Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.”

. “Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.”

. “Come here often? Every day? From  to ? Yeah, I guess that is often.”

. “Do you have the Wi-Fi password—because I’m feeling this connection.”

. “Green is a whorish color.” – Angela Martin

. “Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. ´Cause of your butt.”

. “Here I am being Jim Halpert, confessing my love for you, and wanting more than friendship.”

. “Hi, I’m Date [insert your name]; nice to meet me.”

. “I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.”

. “I can affirm that this very moment is like a modern day Enchanted, and this is like a fairy tale.”

. “I don’t consider myself as a part of this society because I always think that I am a part of you.”

. “I don’t want to be your Jim; I want to be your Bob Vance.”

. “I have many questions now, such as number one: how dare you make me fall in love with you?”

. “I have never doubted for a second that you are the woman whom I want to spend my life with.”

. “I hope that I would dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we are soup snakes.”

. “I hope we will always be together, or it will feel like someone drops a bucket of boiling tears.”

. “I hope you watch ‘The Office’ and love it as much as I love gazing at your magnificent beauty.”

. “I hope you would adore me for the rest of your life like the amazing sitcom of ‘The Office’.”

. “I knew just what to do but, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do with our love.”

. “I love gazing at your wonderful beauty much more than watching the cool sitcom ‘The Office’.”

. “I love the smell of bacon on a woman.”

. “I love you as much as Michael hates Toby.”

. “I love you like there ain’t no party like Scranton party because a Scranton party doesn’t stop!”

. “I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.”

. “I talk so much that I just learn to tune myself out, but I bet you might fall for all of my charms.”

. “I think that my love for you is as immeasurable as the actual ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.”

. “I think that you are a bit funny and adorable tonight like the American sitcom ‘The Office’.”

. “I think we are a pair of soup snakes who would love to dance all throughout this lovely night.”

 The Office Cheesy pick up lines

 

. “I think you’re attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.”

. “I wanna be wined, and dined, and ed.”

. “I want to become as funny as Michael Scott from ‘The Office’ so that I could win your heart.”

. “I want to make you much happier than you would feel when you watch the show ‘The Office’.”

. “I want to make you my soup snake like what Michael Scott has said to Holly in ‘The Office’.”

. “I want to watch our little conversation become as lovely as the sitcom ‘The Office’ for tonight.”

. “I want to watch your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I love to watch the sitcom ‘The Office’.”

. “I want to wrap you now in my warmest embrace because I am a black belt for wrapping gifts.”

. “I want you to become my little baby who can nourish my lonely life and feed my beautiful soul.”

. “I will wait for your affirmation in my love like I am waiting for another season of ‘The Office’.”

. “I would also choose you again to be mine like Dwight would choose brown and gray balloons.”

. “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

. “I would never take you for granted in a million years, and I would always love you forever.”

. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am just going to copy one of your lovely smiles.”

. “In our wildest fantasies, we are in hell where we run the bed and eat breakfast with the devil.”

. “Is it pretzel day or am I just happy to see you?”

. “It’s a casual day like Michael Scott thinks, but I think this is a very special day for both of us.”

. “It’s funny how we don’t realize ’til Dwight pointed out that the eyes are the groin of the head.”

. “I´m hot; you´re hot. Let´s get it poppin´.”

. “I’m not superstitious about this love between us, but I am a little stitious about our little affair.”

. “I’m too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes in the noisy crowd!”

. “Just know, what eats a large amount of my day are naps and imaginary moments about you.”

. “Just so you know, me and you, I don’t think that’s ridiculous. Dot, dot, dot, dot dot.” – Darryl Philbin

. “Let me adore your witty thoughts and enjoy this little conversion like a sitcom ‘The Office’.”

. “Let us just own a decommissioned lighthouse and travel to space where we can live forever.”

. “Let us laugh until we start rolling on the floor, like a good laugh from the show ‘The Office’.”

. “Let’s do it tonight and drop our sucker selves into the ocean where we can find our paradise.”

 The Office Smooth pick up lines

 

. “Life is short, so we should drive fast and leave a sexy corpse over our love through the night.”

. “Like Dwight Schrute, I came from the long line of fighters, so I would also fight for our love.”

. “Like what Dwight said when a seed is planted into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.”

. “Love is like starting a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.”

. “Men are also like wolves who must be cared, so this animal like me deserves loving from you.”

. “Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just declare all of these feelings for you.”

. “My ideal date is either watching the crowd go wild or get crazy with the sitcom ‘The Office’.”

. “My ideal date night is either jiving to the beat of the drums or losing my mind on ‘The Office’.”

. “My perfect crime won’t be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your beautiful heart.”

. “Oh my God, it is happening, and I am falling for you tonight, so please calm my heart down!”

. “So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today?”

. “Tell ya one thing; I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight.” – Meredith Palmer

. “The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to—oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.”

. “There are lots of beauty in usual stuff, but I think you are a beauty out of the extraordinary.”

. “Toby might not think it is illegal to put Caprese salad anywhere but stealing my heart does.”

. “Tonight would be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.” – Dwight Schrute

. “Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?” – Michael Scott

. “We are in the same time zone, but we might feel like we are far from one another right now.”

. “We both know why I’m here. To see, you, naked, while I’m, naked…”

. “We should ask Powerpoint for help, but you are the beautiful presentation tool in this party.”

. “We should celebrate this beautiful moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for the both of us.”

. “We should watch the show ‘The Office’ until we can make our love much funnier than ever.”

. “Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?”

. “Would you like to have man meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?”

. “You are on my list of things to do tonight.”

. “You are the beauty of the world while I know that I am always the face of silly jokes.”

. “You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and puss.” – Creed

. “You might like to watch ‘The Office,’ but I liked you much more than that American sitcom.”

. “You work here often?”

. “Your real name is probably Ryan since you started this fire in my heart where love started.”

. “You’re the deuce I never wanna drop.”

The Office quotes

All I ever wanted is laying on a beach with you and sharing delicious hotdogs for our snacks.

American sitcom ‘The Office’ makes me laugh like the way you would move your eyebrows.

Believe that we did not discover the perfect moment because today is about just having today.

County Music, A Road Trip, And Frisbee Golf

Did I stutter when I try to talk to you and beg you to dance with me for the rest of our lives?

Here I am being Jim Halpert, confessing my love for you, and wanting more than friendship.

Hey Boom Guy, when ya gonna boom me?

I can affirm that this very moment is like a modern day Enchanted and this is like a fairy tale.

I don’t consider myself as a part of this society because I always think that I am a part of you.

I have many questions now such as number one: how dare you make me fall in love with you?

I have never doubted for a second that you are the woman whom I want to spend my life with.

I hope I will always be devoted like I will wait for every season of the US sitcom ‘The Office’.

I hope that I would dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we are soup snakes.

I hope we will always be together or it will feel like someone drops a bucket of boiling tears.

I hope you watch ‘The Office’ and love it as much I love gazing at your magnificent beauty.

I hope you would adore me for the rest of your life like the amazing sitcom of ‘The Office’.

I knew just what to do but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do with our love.

I love gazing at your wonderful beauty much more than watching the cool sitcom ‘The Office’.

I love you like there ain’t no party like Scranton party because a Scranton party doesn’t stop!

I suggest you blink once if you want me to pull my plug and kiss me several times for tonight.

I talk so much that I just learn to tune myself out, but I bet you might fall for all of my charms.

I think that my love for you is as immeasurable as the actual ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

I think that you are a bit funny and adorable tonight like the American sitcom ‘The Office’.

I think we are a pair of soup snakes who would love to dance all throughout this lovely night.

I want to acknowledge this sitcom ‘The Office’ or I would remain a senseless person for you.

I want to become as funny as Michael Scott from ‘The Office’ so that I could win your heart.

I want to find your precious heart like Dwight when he searched for the organs in a dummy.

I want to make you much happier than you would feel when you watch the show ‘The Office’.

I want to make you my soup snake like what Michael Scott has said to Holly in ‘The Office’.

I want to propose to you like what Jim did for Pam in the American sitcom ‘The Office’.

I want to watch our little conversation become as lovely as the sitcom ‘The Office’ for tonight.

I want to watch your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I love to watch the sitcom ‘The Office’.

I want to wrap you now in my warmest embrace because I am a black belt for wrapping gifts.

I want you to become my little baby who can nourish my lonely life and feed my beautiful soul.

I will let you make me happy like every time I will watch an episode in the sitcom ‘The Office’.

I will wait for you no matter how long it takes since I know I am already waiting for my wife.

I will wait for your affirmation in my love like just waiting for another season of ‘The Office’.

I will wish for a lady like you with this coin in the fountain for falling for a cool guy like me.

I would also choose you again to be mine like Dwight would choose brown and gray balloons.

I would never take you for granted in a million years and I would always love you forever.

I would run through the sliding door just for your smile like I would hear the ice cream truck.

If you are reading this you are a lucky woman [your name] has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. ‘What’s next?’, you’re probably wondering. Don’t be scared of you’re night in heaven”

If you ask what I would really want to do at this very moment, I just wanna marry you tonight.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am just going to copy one of your lovely smiles.

In our wildest fantasies, we are in hell where we run the bed and eat breakfast with the devil.

It is every parent’s dream to make us children happy and they would feel it if we become one.

It’s a casual day like Michael Scott thinks, but I think this is a very special day for both of us.

It’s funny how we don’t realize ’til Dwight pointed out that the eyes are the groin of the head.

I’m not superstitious about this love between us, but I am a little stitious about our little affair.

I’m too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes in the noisy crowd!

Just know, what eats a large amount of my day are naps and imaginary moments about you.

Let me adore your witty thoughts and enjoy this little conversion like a sitcom ‘The Office’.

Let us just own a decommissioned lighthouse and travel to space where we can live forever.

Let us laugh until we start rolling on the floor, like a good laugh from the show ‘The Office’.

Let us start our love affair like Michael Scott started a sentence and let it go where it wants.

Let’s do it tonight and drop our sucker selves into the ocean where we can find our paradise.

Life is short, so we should drive fast and leave a sexy corpse over our love through the night.

Like Dwight Schrute, I came from the long line of fighters, so I would also fight for our love.

Like Michael Scott, I love inside jokes and it must be better to wish to be part of one someday.

Like what Dwight said it when a seed is planted into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.

Love is like starting a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.

Man, I would love to burn your candles like how we would make love all through the night!

Many ideas were not appreciated in their time, so we should confess our love to each other.

Men are also like wolves who must be cared, so this animal like me deserves loving from you.

Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just declare all of these feelings for you.

My ideal date is either watching the crowd go wild or get crazy with the sitcom ‘The Office’.

My ideal date night is either jiving to the beat of the drums or losing my mind on ‘The Office’.

My perfect crime won’t be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your beautiful heart.

C

 

Oh my God, it is happening, and I am falling for you tonight so please calm my heart down!

Okay, we can somehow know that we are on the same page now and that is absolutely great.

Someone said that we have to pick our own battles, so I will choose to fight for our dear love.

The only bad failure I consider other than the spelling contest is how I finally stop loving you.

There are lots of beauty in usual stuff, but I think you are a beauty out of the extraordinary.

Though I have made empty promises before, I will love you with all my life starting right now.

Toby might not think it is illegal to put caprese salad anywhere but stealing my heart does.

We are in the same time zone, but we might feel like we are far from one another right now.

We should ask Powerpoint for help, but you are the beautiful presentation tool in this party.

We should celebrate this beautiful moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for the both of us.

We should create our own paradise out of this place and name it as the wonderful Tube City.

We should make love with the most powerful fire that we could also burn Utica to the ground.

We should watch the show ‘The Office’ until we can make our love much funnier than ever.

Whenever I hear your name, I feel so happy like I have watched an episode of ‘The Office’.

Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?

Would you like to have a man meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?

Would you like to try tasting the rainbow right now?

You are the beauty of the world while I know that I am always the face of the silly jokes.

You should let us feel to be more terrified of how much we would love you for all of our lives.

Your real name is probably Ryan since you started this fire in my heart where love started.

“Don’t make that sound. I know plenty of people who love touching me”

“I love the smell of bacon on a woman”

“I wanna be wined, dined, and 69ed”

“Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse”