THANKSGIVING PICK UP LINES

HERE ARE SOME TOP THANKSGIVING PICK UP LINES TO IMPRESS SOMEONE.

My can always wear a husk.
Mmm cranberry sauce.
I like to melt with you tonight darling. Would you mind?
I hate turkey. But I love you!
How about we skip the turkey and go straight to dessert.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Curious about the taste of my turkey? Do not worry darling I got you.
The only thing I love about this dinner is the thrill of having you here beside me.
Would you like to spread for me baby girl?
I crave the kind of spread you are about to give me.
Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
I just checked your thermometer and damn your bird is hot boy, but I can make it hotter.
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
Want to know the best part of thanksgiving? It is definitely when you stuffed me dear.
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
I want to taste your food you are cooking in that casserole and I also want a taste of you.

Funny And Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Want to see my corn that is wearing a husk right now?
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
I do not need any gravy boat because your taste is more than enough.
If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment .. halftime.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!
I want to stuff your kind of something good tonight. Are you ready dear?
I have a thing for butterballs.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
I’m a real master baster.
I hate thanksgiving dinners, but because you prepare this I’ll go through this with you.
I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.

They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
I think with you around I always have to wear my oven mitts because you are that hot darling.
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Do you like to try my own version of pumpkin pie? I promise it is delicious.
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
I would like to see your own version of the pop-up timer tonight at thanksgiving.
I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.
I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
That turkey ain’t the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.
Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.
I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
I’m going to Plymouth Rock your world!
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
Boy you can take seconds, thirds, or fourths of my turkey anytime and anywhere you want.
Turkey legs may be juicy, but yours are delicious.
If I can’t break the wishbone, know that I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.
My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.

Do you want a meat stuffing for your thanksgiving dinner darling?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.
Is that a deep-fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?
If you will let me, I want to stick something in your cornucopia.
Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
Want me to help stuff your turkey darling? Because I would love to do that for you.
Call me tryptophan, because you’ll be sleepy when we’re done together.
Please butter my biscuit.
Are you a smoking hot turkey? Because I’d baste you
Want to go back to my residence hall? I have a cornucopia of skills I could show you.
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
Did you save the room? Because I have something else to gobble on.
Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?
All these desserts in front of me and all I want to eat is you.
I have a thing for butterballs.
You don’t need Thanksgiving to hate your family.
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
I can make you feel like it’s always thanksgiving because I sincerely am grateful for you dear.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Prozac!

It’s a fact that once you tie the legs together the insides will be moist. Want to try that girl?
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.
Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I’ll let you win!
I am now imagining all the amazing food you will serve and I feel delighted already.
This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
I am pretty sure you still taste better than this pumpkin pie you cooked.
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with
Do you like me dear to add some gravy on your mashed potatoes?
Can you be the main ingredient of what I will be cooking tonight?
I made all of these for you with love.
I do not think I am going to sleep after this because you certainly deserve a reward for this.
You did great on this dinner darling! Do you want a taste of what I prepared only for you?
If I am going to choose between this dinner or you. Of course! I will choose you!
Girl, maybe we need some cooling before dinner because this certainly is exhausting.
Want to do something and cool down with me?

    THAT'S ALL.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.