THANKSGIVING PICK UP LINES


HERE ARE SOME TOP THANKSGIVING PICK UP LINES TO IMPRESS SOMEONE.

  • My can always wear a husk.
  • Mmm cranberry sauce.
  • I like to melt with you tonight darling. Would you mind?
  • I hate turkey. But I love you!
  • How about we skip the turkey and go straight to dessert.
  • Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
  • Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
  • Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
  • Curious about the taste of my turkey? Do not worry darling I got you.
  • The only thing I love about this dinner is the thrill of having you here beside me.
  • Would you like to spread for me baby girl?
  • I crave the kind of spread you are about to give me.
  • Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
  • I just checked your thermometer and damn your bird is hot boy, but I can make it hotter.
  • Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
  • For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
  • How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
  • Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
  • Want to know the best part of thanksgiving? It is definitely when you stuffed me dear.
  • Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
  • Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
  • I want to taste your food you are cooking in that casserole and I also want a taste of you.

Funny And Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

  • I can give you something to really be thankful about!
  • Want to see my corn that is wearing a husk right now?
  • Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
  • I do not need any gravy boat because your taste is more than enough.
  • If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
  • On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment .. halftime.
  • I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
  • I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
  • I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
  • I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
  • No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!
  • I want to stuff your kind of something good tonight. Are you ready dear?
  • I have a thing for butterballs.
  • I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
  • I’m a real master baster.
  • I hate thanksgiving dinners, but because you prepare this I’ll go through this with you.
  • I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.

FUNNY LINES

  • They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
  • I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
  • I think with you around I always have to wear my oven mitts because you are that hot darling.
  • I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
  • I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
  • I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
  • Do you like to try my own version of pumpkin pie? I promise it is delicious.
  • There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
  • I would like to see your own version of the pop-up timer tonight at thanksgiving.
  • I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.
  • I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
  • That turkey ain’t the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.
  • Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
  • The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.
  • I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Most Filling Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines

  • Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
  • I’m going to Plymouth Rock your world!
  • Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.
  • The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
  • Boy you can take seconds, thirds, or fourths of my turkey anytime and anywhere you want.
  • Turkey legs may be juicy, but yours are delicious.
  • If I can’t break the wishbone, know that I’m wishing for a date with you.
  • Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
  • Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
  • The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.
  • My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.

SOME DIRTY  THANKSGIVING PUNS

  • Do you want a meat stuffing for your thanksgiving dinner darling?
  • Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
  • You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.
  • Is that a deep-fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?
  • If you will let me, I want to stick something in your cornucopia.
  • Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
  • Want me to help stuff your turkey darling? Because I would love to do that for you.
  • Call me tryptophan, because you’ll be sleepy when we’re done together.
  • Please butter my biscuit.
  • Are you a smoking hot turkey? Because I’d baste you
  • Want to go back to my residence hall? I have a cornucopia of skills I could show you.
  • Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
  • Did you save the room? Because I have something else to gobble on.
  • Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?
  • All these desserts in front of me and all I want to eat is you.
  • I have a thing for butterballs.
  • You don’t need Thanksgiving to hate your family.
  • Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
  • I can make you feel like it’s always thanksgiving because I sincerely am grateful for you dear.
  • I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
  • Prozac!

    DIRTY PUNS

  • It’s a fact that once you tie the legs together the insides will be moist. Want to try that girl?
  • You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.
  • Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I’ll let you win!
  • I am now imagining all the amazing food you will serve and I feel delighted already.
  • This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
  • Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
  • I am pretty sure you still taste better than this pumpkin pie you cooked.
  • For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with
  • Do you like me dear to add some gravy on your mashed potatoes?
  • Can you be the main ingredient of what I will be cooking tonight?
  • I made all of these for you with love.
  • I do not think I am going to sleep after this because you certainly deserve a reward for this.
  • You did great on this dinner darling! Do you want a taste of what I prepared only for you?
  • If I am going to choose between this dinner or you. Of course! I will choose you!
  • Girl, maybe we need some cooling before dinner because this certainly is exhausting.
  • Want to do something and cool down with me?

 

 

 

    THAT'S ALL.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

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