SpongeBob Pick Up Lines


Here are some SpongeBob SquarePants Pickup lines which you should give it a try to impress your crush.

Damn I love crusty crabs

I want to sop up your love.

Technically, I am a mattress babe.

Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopu$$y won’t make krab cakes again.

how big do you think my squidward is? ( whisper it in her ear though).

Do you want to go to your sand castle or mine and race to see who’s Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?

You want to pick up SpongeBob?

How big do you think my Squidward is? (whisper it in her ear though).

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?

You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you

We must be underwater, because I’m drowning in your beauty

Hey how are you?…wonderful weather were having….

Tell me you don’t want my squid ward in your sandy cheeks.

I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.

If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.

Look it’s the gay Teletubie, a priest and a beer.

When the punch line of the entire episode was a reference to a 1922 German Expressionist horror film.

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I’d visit in your bikini bottom.

When SpongeBob coined a mantra of body positivity.

you’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.

When Squidward realized there were consequences to eating thousands of carbs.

is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind.

When they had a “panty raid” joke on a CHILDREN’S SHOW.

we must be underwater, because I’m drowning in your beauty

When Patrick was the world’s worst receptionist.

When the narrator was 6000% done and quit the show.

And when he was even worse at identifying animals.

When Patrick told a story we can all sometimes relate to.

Funny SpongeBob Pick Up Lines

Every time there was any sort of disaster and that one guy hurt his leg.

When SpongeBob revealed some interesting history about the pioneers of ocean life.

And when he had some interplanetary legal advice.

When that one fish spent way too long making potato salad.

When this random fish threw some serious aquatic shade at Mr. Krabs.

When Mr. Krabs wasn’t very helpful in his descriptions.

When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills.

When Patrick was on a tight schedule of stupidity.

And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry.

When SpongeBob punched masculinity and gender norms in the FACE.

And when he voiced what we are all thinking every day.

When Plankton showed SpongeBob his lab.

When SpongeBob sang the anthem of the introverts.

And when SpongeBob and Patrick finally thought of something funnier than 24.

When Plankton couldn’t understand the basic concept of fun.

“Do you want my squid ward in your sandy cheeks?”

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?”

I’M READY, I’M READY, for b00ty, for b00ty!

“Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.”

“Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?”

“Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?”

“I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.”

“Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??”

“So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?”

“I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!”

“Would you like to see my massive spatula?”

Dirty SpongeBob Pick Up Lines

“I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.”

“How big do you think my Squidward is?” (Whisper it in her ear though.)

“Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns, and I’ll bring the sauce.”

“Hey girl, are you ready to get Krusty? Because I have krabs.”

“If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.”

“I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.”

“Hey girl… you easy like Sunday morning?”

“I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.”

“Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”

“I wanna live in your bikini bottom.”

“Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s fall first?”

“You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.”

“If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.”

“Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?”

“If I were SpongeBob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?”

“I wanna flip your patties.”

“Tell me you don’t want my Squidward in your sandy cheeks.”

“Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.”

“Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?”

“I haven’t been to Bikini Bottom in awhile.”

“You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink you should see.”

“I bet you’re tighter than bark on a tree.”

“Are you feeling it, Mrs. Krabs?”

“On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you to give me your number?”

“I’ll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.”

“My love for you is bigger than Squidward’s nose!”

“Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.”

“I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.”

“Damn I love crusty crabs.”

“Your sand castle or mine?”

Smooth SpongeBob Quotes

“You aren’t just a patty; you’re a pretty patty.”

“Are you a Krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.”

“I must be Plankton, and you must be the secret formula cuz I’m trying to take you back to my place and study you…”

“You are like a sponge to my square pants.”

“I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.”

“If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.”

“Hey, you like SpongeBob?”

“Are you sure your name isn’t Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you’re my number one.”

“Girl, I love you like SpongeBob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.”

“Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.”

“I am ugly like a SpongeBob, and I am proud of it.”

“Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.”

“Hey baby, I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.”

“Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little SpongeBob?”

“Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?”

“We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.”

“You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”

“I like you; we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Are you single?”

“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everyone died. The end.”

“Hey! How the (dolphin noise) are ya?”

“Boy, you’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs ;)”

“Do you think we will be friends forever?”

“Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!”

“Hi, I am very ugly!”

“If you were SpongeBob, I would be your Pineapple House. Because I knew one thing, you can’t live without.”

It says that call me SpongeBob and take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks.

SpongeBob Quotes Pick Up Lines

Is there a SpongeBob that you might be having in your pants, making you happy, or are you glad to see me?

Do you want to go to our sandcastles and then see which bikini bottom will fall first?

Do you want to get crusty? You know I have crabs.

If we have a scale that starts from zero and goes up to SpongeBob, how much do you like me?

If you were to be a SpongeBob, then I must have wished to be a pineapple house because that is something that you would never live without, and it would have become me.

My love is immense, and it’s so much that I want to compare it with Squidward’s nose, and it’s even bigger than it.

If I had to tell you that I will never stop loving you in a subtle way, then I would have said that my love would stop for you the day the SpongeBob would get a license.

Hello baby? Are you SpongeBob? As I desire to visit your bikini bottom.

Hello baby girl. You are as easy as the Sunday mornings are.

I love you, the wat Mr Krabs loves money.

I love you the way SpongeBob is in love with his job.

If I was to be a SpongeBob and you would be a Patrick, what do you think about showing the secret box to me? Would you do that or not?

If my heart was meant to be a harpoon, I would have thrust it upon you.

Would you tell me that you are don’t want to have my squid ward in your sandy cheeks?

I need you so much in my life that I compare my need with the need for a secret formula by Plankton.

What do you suggest? Your sandcastle or my sandcastle?

I think your name must be Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen as I consider my number one.

Some more Quotes

Don’t think that you are Patty only; you are pretty patty.

Call me SpongeBob.

Because I’ll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can’t live without.

You aren’t just a patty, you’re a pretty patty.

Your sand castle or mine?

My love for you is bigger than Squidward’s nose!

Working SpongeBob tinder opener

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Tell me you don’t want my squid ward in your sandy cheeks.

Girl, I love you like SpongeBob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

If I were SpongeBob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.

Cheesy SpongeBob Pick Up Lines

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

Hey girl…you easy like Sunday morning?

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.

Are you sure your name isn’t Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you’re my number one.

Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.

Hey, you like SpongeBob?

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little SpongeBob?

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

Girl, I love you like SpongeBob loves his job, Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

I’ll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

I want you more than Plankton wants the secret formula!

I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

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