Sonic Pick Up Lines

Sonic Pick Up Lines

Here are Some Sonic Pick Up Lines

Man, I feel like Sonic in the water, ’cause you’ve got breathless.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue. Why don’t you hit select and be my player two?

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

“Why Is That Incredibly Handsome Hedgehog Being Chased By A Madman With A Civil War Mustache?”

Mario is Red, Sonic is Blue. Press start to join and you will be my player two.
“This is my power, and I’m not using it to run away anymore! I’m using it to protect my friends!”

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

Be cool. Be hedgy.

I’m a little bit on hedge today.

I’m living on the hedge.

Magic hedgehogs go to school at Hedgehog-warts.

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see it ?

One hedgehog to the other: “How can you sleep at night?”

I’m very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket…

You look a bit rough around the hedges.

“Don’t just sit there and waste your precious time.”

I don’t like to hedge my bets.

Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

When you go to Sonic, which one you prefer ? Fat or Long ?

Take the hedge off.

How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

Mario is Red, Sonic is blue…
I’m Luigi, let me cum in you

“Where Am I? What Year Is It? Is The Rock President?”

You’re looking sharp and hedgy.


Tiger King: Oh you’re straight, well let me ask you something ?

Some More Sonic Pick Up Lines

Mario is red Sonic is blue
Will you be my player 2 ?

You must be Sonic the Hedgehog cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Dr Who Pick up line

Oh, you’re straight? Well, let me ask you something.
WheN you go to Sonic, which do you prefer? Footlong?

Are you an assassin? I could take some sonic blow.

“With Great Power Comes Great Power-Hungry Bad Guys.”

Sending you a big hedgehug.

. “So I know what you’re thinking, ‘Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a mad man with a mustache from the Civil War?'”

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