Social Distancing Pick Up lines

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During pandemics, finding love can be challenging, but you can drop chessy social distancing pick up lines on text to cheer your loved ones up.

Here’s a list of 50+ funny social distancing pick up lines .

 

Ooh, baby, that mask is so hot it’s taking my breath away.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

One ply? Two ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Wanna play Corona virus and get spread on hard surfaces? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

I can provide you with some vitamin D while in Quarantine.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

Being locked in together with you doesn’t sound so bad. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Hey baby are you covid-19? Because I feel you inside me tonight. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

We were all told to stay 6 feet apart, but for you I’m willing to risk 4 feet. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you the corona virus? Coz you are the Wuhan for me. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

You Smell So Good , Is That Purell You’re Wearing ? Face throwing a kiss. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

stay home if you sicc, come over if you thicc. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

 

FaceTime and chill? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

I’ve got a virus in my lungs and you in my heart.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters of longing between them.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

If there’s martial law, let’s dog it raw?#SocialDistancingPickUplines

The only thing I won’t violate is quarantine.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out… Can I?#SocialDistancingPickUplines

I’ll be the carrier, you’ll be the virus.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

Wanna be my date for the end of the world?#SocialDistancingPickUplines

Restaurants and bars may be closed, but im open for business.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

Isolate and mate? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Wanna get closer than 6 feet. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Wanna make plans that we have to cancel? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Fancy going out ? I’ll go Tuesday, you go Wednesday. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you coronavirus because your smile is highly infectious. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Dirty Social Distancing Pick Up Lines

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“Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.” #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it’s with you. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Contagious smile. Infectious laughter. If looks could kill, you’d be COVID-19. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Bunker down and I’ll tongue your brown? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Hey baby, are you a latex glove, because I want to put my hand inside you. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Girl are you called Covid-19? Because you put the cute in acute respiratory failure. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Hey there, are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

I’ll assume you can go the distance together. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

If the govt doesn’t give you a stimulus package, can I? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you toilet paper because someone like you is hard to find. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Six-feet, Please.#SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you hand sanitizer because you’re essential to me especially during tough times. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you a pandemic because someone like you can only be found once in a century. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Do you like my fallout shelter? It fits two comfortably. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

You can’t spell virus without U and I. Baby, do you need toilet paper? #SocialDistancingPickUplines
Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Excuse me, are you COVID-19? You make me sick. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Hey baby, I’m still employed. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless? #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Stay away if you’re sick…come over if you’re thicc. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

You can’t spell quarantine without “URA QT” #SocialDistancingPickUplines

Are you covid-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight. #SocialDistancingPickUplines

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