QUARANTINE PICK UP LINES
- Covid-19 cancelling everything except my feelings for you.
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
- Hey baby, I’m still employed. xD
- I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?Cause you’re a snack.
- Want you more than toilet-paper?
- Hey there, are you the vaccine?Because the whole world is chasing you
- Wanna be my Quarantine Partner ?
- You can’t spell virus without U and I
- Hey babe, are you an N95 mask because I want you on my face
- Are you Covid-19? ‘Cause you leavin’ me breathless.
- Netflix and chill (over Facetime)?
- Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
- My love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
- Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
- When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
- Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
- That N-95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
- Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
- Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?
- Stay home if you sicc. Come over if you thicc.
- If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
- The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
- Need a hand sanitizer massage?
- I’m sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
- Wanna play quarantine?
- I like you with the mask on.
- Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
- The government says we need to stay 6 feet away but I want to give you 6 inches.
- Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl.
- The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
- Quarantine’s fucking my mind, cause I’m missing you.
- Quarantine without u r a q t is just nine
- My gym is closed because of the quarantine…
Can I work you out inside you? - if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
- Will You Be My Quarantine?
- Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
- Wanna play coronavirus and get spread out on hard surfaces?
- I might have a dad bod, but I’ve got a 6 pack of TP at home
- Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead!
Some Roses are red Quarantine Pick Up Lines.
- Roses are red, People are in quarantine,I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine? - Roses are red, violets are blueIf coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
- Roses are red, Corona’s the fluCan I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
- Roses are red, Corona’s the flu,I’m quarantined at home but would rather be with you!