1. Covid-19 cancelling everything except my feelings for you.
  2. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
  3. Hey baby, I’m still employed. xD
  4. I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?Cause you’re a snack.
  5. Want you more than toilet-paper?
  6. Hey there, are you the vaccine?Because the whole world is chasing you
  7. Wanna be my Quarantine Partner ?
  8. You can’t spell virus without U and I
  9. Hey babe, are you an N95 mask because I want you on my face
  10. Are you Covid-19? ‘Cause you leavin’ me breathless.
  11. Netflix and chill (over Facetime)?
  12. Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
  13. My love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
  14. Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
  15. When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
  16. Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
  17. That N-95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
  18. Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
  19. Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?
  20. Stay home if you sicc. Come over if you thicc.
  21. If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
  22. The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
  23. Need a hand sanitizer massage?
  24. I’m sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
  25. Wanna play quarantine?
  26. I like you with the mask on.
  27. Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
  28. The government says we need to stay 6 feet away but I want to give you 6 inches.
  29. Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl.
  30. The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
  31. Quarantine’s fucking my mind, cause I’m missing you.
  32. Quarantine without u r a q t is just nine
  33. My gym is closed because of the quarantine…
    Can I work you out inside you?
  34.  if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
  35. Will You Be My Quarantine?
  36. Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
  37. Wanna play coronavirus and get spread out on hard surfaces?
  38. I might have a dad bod, but I’ve got a 6 pack of TP at home
  39. Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead!

Some Roses are red Quarantine Pick Up Lines.

  • Roses are red, People are in quarantine,I know its late
    But, Will you be my valentine?
  • Roses are red, violets are blueIf coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
  • Roses are red, Corona’s the fluCan I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
  • Roses are red, Corona’s the flu,I’m quarantined at home but would rather be with you!




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