Pokemon Pick Up Lines


Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Are you in the Pokedex? Cuz I’d totally choose you.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re getting me hot.

If you were a pokemon, I’d send you to Professor Willow to get ground up into candies, OP.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

Can I get a Pikachu? Because let’s be onyx You’re charmandering me.

Girl, are you a leppa berry? ‘Cause you got my PP up.

Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs?

Is your catch rate 1/255? Because I would gladly use a Master Ball just to make you mine.

Charmander is red, Squirtle is blue, if you were a Pokemon I’d choose you.

You butterfree up some time cuz I’m going yo beedrillin you all night 😉

Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a Pikachu (peek-at-chu)!

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!

Groudon is red, Kyogre is blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.

Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?

Girl, I mareep you!

Hey babe, I might look like a Magikarp, but I’m a total Gyarados in the sack.

HELP! I’ve got an Onyx in my pants and I need you to help me train it 😉

I’ll need a paralyze heal, ’cause girl you are stunning.

Hey baby, are you a flareon? Because you’re a sexy fox.

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod.

you make me feel like a Geodude, as hard as a rock.

 

SOME MORE POKEMON CHEESY LINES

You’re such a good catch, I think I’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.

You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.
My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
I’d like to Pikachu naked.

You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.

Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.

You give my Gengar that smile.

If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.

Is that a TANGELA down there?

Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?

I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.

Are you a Flareon? Because you’re a sexy fox.

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.

You’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets.

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

Wynaut go out with me?

Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!!

When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

Do you want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin’.

I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.

DIRTY FLIRTATIOUS LINES

I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

My Exeggcute is pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

You make my Gyrados HYDRO PUMP!

I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

It’s a good thing that I’m a Pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

If I were a Clefairy, I”d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.

You put the “cool” in Tentacool.

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.

Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?

starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

I’ve got Masterballs baby.

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

FUNNY POKEMON PUNS

Do you wanna see my Nuggets?

My Bulbasaur knows Tickle.

I’d Pound you with my Piplup.

My Diglett’s attracted to your Sweet Scent.

Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.

You make my Gyrados Hydropump!

I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.

If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.

Is that a Tangela down there?

I like to compare myself with Smeargle. I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

You’re so hot, I’m going to need a Burn Heal.

You put the “cool” in Tentacool.

Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.

Do you want to help my Ekans learn intercourse?

Starmie and Staryu belong together.

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

Did you use Confuse Ray? Because your making me dizzy.

Hey baby, I’ve got some legendary Pokemon. Do you want to touch my Pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

You give my Gengar that smile.

If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.

You make me Rhy-horny, girl.

 

 

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