Pizza Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Pizza Pick Up Lines.

A beer, a box of pie and you sounds like a good combination for tonight.

A dough has to be kneaded first to taste better so am I.

A dough has to be kneaded first to taste better so are you.

A piece of you is not enough; a whole box of you might be.

Are you a high gluten flour? Because you make my life better.

Are you a mozarella di bufala? Because you make my life cheesier and creamier.

Are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

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Are you a pizza box? because I can’t wait to get your top off.

Are you a pizza delivery guy? Because boy, you sure can deliver.

Are you a pizza eater? Because there’s a party for two in my house tonight.

Are you a pizza? Because I don’t want to share you.

Are you a pot cheese? Because I would like to have you in my life just to make it different.

Are you craving some Pizza? Because I’ll gladly give you a pizz-a this dick!

Are you hot and ready?

Are you identically twinned with pizza? I find pizza very irresistible.

Are you olive because I love olive you.

Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.

Are you pizza? Because I have this huge crust on you.

Are you pizza? Because I want all of you.

Are you pizza? Because I want to remove your toppings.

Are you pizza? I am craving some.

Are you pizza? I can have just you for several days.

Are you pizza? I have a giant crust on you.

Are you pizza? I want a piece of you and I want all of you.

Are you pizza?Because I want a pizza your ass

Are you some cheese? I know a pizza that needs melting over.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.

Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.

Babe you’re hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.

Babe, are you a pizza? Because every slice of you is perfect.

Babe, are you a pizza? Because I feel hungry just looking at you…

Babe, can I interest you in a stuffed crust?

Babe, you’re just like a pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

Baby for you I am always hot and ready the way you want it.

Baby I do not mind giving you my wet mutz.

Baby I will not let you enter the stage of sogification because I would eat you right away.

Baby you got through my heart so easily like only a pizza could.

Baby you have this effect on me I only feel when I eat pizza.

Baby, you are like pizza to me and I do not like to share my pizza.

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Boy, are you a pizza? Because I can’t wait to have you inside of me.

Can you be my mozarella of my life? Because I would like some ultimate in my life.

Come on baby, sex is like pizza:Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Damn girl, I want a pizza that butt.

Damn, you are a fine pizza, do you come from the Domino’s?

Darling, do not be afraid to ask if you like some slaping of skin tonight.

Darling, will you slap out some skin with me tonight?

Did you have dinner? Because I wanna give you a pizza this.

Do you happen to be pizza? I am dying to have you.

Do you happen to like Pizza Hut? Because all I want to do is to stuff your crust.

Do you know what you have in common with pizza? You are both hot and ready.

Do you like history? I love pizza. We could make our romance a pizza history.

Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

Do you like olives? Because olive you.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.

Do you like sausages? No? You are in luck. Yes? You are equally in luck. I am available without or with sausages.

Do you see that girl over there? She has been eyeing but do not worry. I am not interested in her, because cheese not you.

Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you’re a fine pizza ass.

Does not matter if you want me always on call because I will always be on deck for you.

Don’t want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

Yummy Pizza Pick Up Lines

Eating a pizza is like having a little infinity and it will be better when eaten with you.

Eating pizza is my favorite thing to do next to eating it with you.

Even when you are bad, you are still good. Just like my favourite, pizza.

Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you’re hot.

For you I will always be ready, always on deck.

Fresh out of the oven, you are so hot that it leaves me wondering the temperature of your oven.

Girl you’re like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don’t wanna share.

Girl, are you a pizza? Because I have this huge crust on you.

Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

Girl, you’re hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.

Girl, you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

Give me your heart and I promise I will never crust you.

Go on treat me like bones but I would still treat you like the tastiest slice.

Guess what? Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat… in bed.

Having pizza time with you is great. It is like having a cuddling time..

Having pizza time with you is the best.

Having you is like having a pot cheese in my pie, it is a unique experience.

Hello there, pizza box. Can I get your top off?

Here you can eat my sausage…pizza.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? (No!) Why not? You don’t like pizza?

Hey lady I’m just like like a pizza. I’ll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you’re ready for more.

Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.

Hey, I will give you pizza in exchange of your number. Game?

Tasty Pizza Pick Up Lines

Hey, wanna go out? I’m very peperlonely.

Hot or cold I could still find a way to enjoy you.

Hot or cold I do not mind because you are still my favorite.

I adore your size and thickness just as it is.

I am all over you like pizza sauce is all over pizza pie.

I am always ready for you just like I am always ready for a box of pizza.

I am continuously roaming this city to find the spice of my life. Could that be you?

I am like your personal pizza, made just for you.

I am some cheese, do you happen to be you pizza? Because I would love to melt over you.

I am usually a selfish person but baby I do not mind sharing my pie with you.

I can eat pizza and you non-stop and never get tired of the both of you.

I can take missing out eating meat overload, but I cannot take a day without you.

I could eat pizza and you at the same time.

I could never get tired of my life if you are the topping on it.

I did not know pizzas could walk and deliver themselves.

I did not know pizzas had seconds. Because you rev my heartbeat just like pizza does.

I do not know what I crave more right now, pizza or you-za.

I do not mind about your appearance as long as you are edible.

I do not mind about your size and thickness as long as I get to taste you.

I do not mind being treated like bones as long as the rest of me get to your insides.

I do not mind getting a roof burn just so I could get to touch you.

I do not mind getting baby bear slices as long as I get to spend time with you.

I don’t want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.

I don’t want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.

I have only two addictions: pizza and you.

I have pizza for dinner. I am not eating it alone and I am not throwing it away.

I have pizza. (smooth, huh?)

I just wanna eat you all up, then put a bit of you in the fridge then eat you all over again when you’re cold.

I know this is cheesy, but I think you’re SAUCY!

I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.

I love olives and Olive you.

I love pizza but I love you more.

I love you despite the charred parts of your soul.

I love you including the charred parts of your soul.

I love you not only because of your lovely parts but also because of your charred parts.

I might fall to pizzas if I don’t get your name and number.

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I miss out the ingredients for my pizza, and that’s you.

I need me some pizza, but you are the only topping I want on it.

I need you so bad like the way I need pizza tonight baby.

I only eat two things: pizza and you.

I only love two things: pie and you.

I only need one topping in my life and baby that is you.

I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.

I want to be your roller so that I could roll on your body.

I want to give you olive my love.

I want to have more small infinities with you over a box of pie.

I want to taste you like I wanted to taste pizza right now.

I will ensure that nothing of you is wasted because I would snag and drag you perfectly.

I will follow the step by step process as if I am making a pie just to get to you.

I will give you the momma bear slices and I will get the papa bear slices.

I will gladly give you my wet mutz baby.

I will gladly trade my white pie for you just so I could get you to smile

I will gladly trade my white pie for you just so I could make you love me.

I will gladly trade my white pie for you.

I will knead you tirelessly tonight if that means you being happy.

I will knead you tirelessly tonight so that you would taste better.

I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you’re pretty hot.

I would choose you over my pizza anytime.

I would definitely melt over your hotness right now.

I would definitely say yes to the idea of you eating pizza and me tonight.

I would gladly give you my heart made up of pizza and be okay if you eat it whole.

I would gladly give you my heart made up of pizza.

I would like to be layered inside of you like ingredients inside a crust.

I would like to kiss your corcione before I eat you.

I would like to taste your corcione first before I eat you.

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I would love to devour you even the charred parts of you.

I would snag you and drag you out of the box really fast just so I could get to taste you.

I would snag you and drag you out of the box really fast so I could get to put my mouth on you.

I’m just like a pizza. I’ll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you’re ready for more.

I’m missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that’s you.

Id like to be encased with you in between crusts to form calzone.

If I am going to flirt with you I am going to do it over pizza.

If I don’t get your number, I’m going to fall to pizzas.

If I flirt with you, would you let me have all of the pizza?

If I get a roof burn for being too fast I will gladly go through it for you.

If you are the delivery man, I have more than a tip for you.

If you don’t come in 30 minutes or less, I’m free.

If you love adventures, how about melting all over my pizza?

If you promise never to crust it, I will give you all of my heart.

If you were a pizza and I were cheese, I’d melt over you.

If you’re the pizza pie, then I’m the pizza sauce, because I’m all over you.

If you’d be a slice of pizza, you’d be supreme.

Im craving for you more than Im craving for my favorite food.

Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that pizza? Damn, it smells so good. Hold on, that is you!

Smooth Pizza Pick Up Lines

Is your name pizza? Because I feel hungrier whenever I look at you.

It may seem like I love my food more than you but that is not it, baby.

It seems like you are taste is made just for me.

I’d like to encase you in a crust with you drenched between it.

I’ll be the pizza you can have at once or save it for several days.

I’m available with or without sausage.

I’m available with or without the sausage.

I’m in the mood for a pizza… a pizza you.

I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Just like Domino’s pizza, the next one is free if I do not come in thirty minutes.

Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.

Like cheese, I am melting over your hotness right now.

Like Little Caesar’s pizza I’m always hot and ready.

Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that’s you.

My food needs a little more topping. Can you be that for me?

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

My life needs a little more spice; can you be that spice for me?

My pizza is missing a key ingredient and that must you!

My pizza needs some extra cheese, would you do me the honours of being my extra cheese?

My pizza tastes awful, would you mind gracing it by melting all over?

My tongue delights in all these flavors but it’ll delight more if i tasted you.

My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.

Oh! are you craving pizza, because I’ll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.

Cheesy Pizza Pick Up Lines

Pizza and beer only work fine if I also have you as my company.

Pizza is bland when you are not eating it with me.

Pizza tastes better when I eat it with you.

Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.

Sinatra or not you are still my favorite food anyway.

Sunday pie or not. Let me take a large bite out of you.

Take my heart and never crust it.

Tasting you is like my first bite of favorite pie with all the cheese pull included.

There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I’m not interested because cheese not you.

Thin crust or thick crust does not matter I will definitely stuff your crust.

Thin crust or thick crust doesn’t matter because I will definitely eat you.

This craving can only be satiated by the taste of you.

This craving is not natural. This craving is more than I get for a pie.

Tonight, I will allow you to turn my body into your favorite pie.

Tonight, I will put oil on your body and various ingredients and turn u into my fave pie.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

Wanna know what me and Little Caesar’s Pizza have in common? We’re both hot and ready.

Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?

Want to come over and knead a dough with me?

Want to come over? I’m having pizza and it tastes better when you are with me.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Well it’s not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

What do me and Little Caesar’s Pizza have in common? We’re both hot and ready.

What do you want on your tombstone?

What other good pick up lines about pizza do you know?

When I look at you I suddenly felt hunger that even pizza could not satisfy.

Why do I feel hungry when I look at you? Only pizza does that to me.

Will you be the extra cheese to my pizza?

With how you deliver, you sure must be the delivery man.

Without a crust, pizza would be nothing, like I am without you.

Would it be cheesy if I say you are saucy?

Yea I’m like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.

You and pizza have something in common, both of you are cheesy and I love that.

You are a lovely kind of sight, lovelier than a box of pizza.

You are an isosceles I would like to put my mouth on.

You are awfully cold like my pizza, but I would still definitely eat you.

You are enough feast for me for the next days.

You are enough feast for me.

You are hotter than boxes of pizza or dozens of them combined.

You are like a high-gluten flour which makes crusts better, you make me better.

You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.

You are like a pot cheese you make experiences better.

You are like a pot cheese you make experiences different.

You are like a pot cheese you make experiences great.

You are like a walking pizza baby you induce my hunger best.

You are like my pizza, I cannot seem to get enough of you.

You are more than enough feast for me.

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You are my favorite topping in the whole wide world.

You are my pizza, I want more of you and I do not want to share.

You are nice like mozarella cheese, and others put together to create my favorite.

You are perfection if you are a pie you are Sinatra.

You are so hot you could burn the roof of my mouth.

You are still a piece of pie I would like to put my lips on even if you are just a Sunday pie.

You look like a mushroom, can I be honoured to mush you in a room?

You look so bae-sil, let me guess your name, Basil?

You look so greasy. You must be pizza!

You make me feel all giddy and satisfied like only a box of pizza can.

You make my heart go thump, thump like only a box of pizza can do to my heart.

You make my life better like only a calzone could.

You make my mouth water.

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You must be pizza. Because you fill me up at night and there is always more when I wake up in the morning.

You must have come with pizza because I could have both of you nonstop.

You turn my world upside down like only my favorite food can.

You’ll love the taste of sausage.

Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.

Your size and thickness will not matter baby just be with me tonight.

You’ll be the pizza and I’ll be the cheese. That way, I can melt all over you.

You’ll be the pizza and I’ll be the sauce, ’cause I wanna be all over you.

You’re just like a pizza box, ’cause I can’t wait to take your top off.

You’re like a pizza, Even when you are bad, you’re good.

You’re the only topping I need on my pizza.

You’re the pizza I don’t want to share.

You’re the type of person I’d order a pizza for.

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