Al Swearengen Quotes

Al Swearengen Quotes Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh. Sometimes I wish we could just hit ’em over the head, rob ’em, and throw their bodies in the creek.   God rest the souls of that poor family… and pussy’s half price for the next 15 minutes. In life you …

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Dark Pick Up Lines

Dark Pick Up Lines So you want some dark/offensive pick up lines, then you’re in the right place. Here are some creepy lines which you can use to display your humor. Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the …

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Canadian Pick Up Lines

Canadian Pick Up Lines You’re as thicc as Maple Syrup. Girl, I can’t get enough of you. Be my ba’eh’? Animals! Everyone loves animals right? My friends have been calling me a loon, because I’m crazy about you. Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you’re a dime. Canada is the second largest country …

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Japanese pickup lines with English translation.

JAPANESE PICK UP LINES あなたは美しい目をしています Anata wa utsukushī me o shite imasu you have beautiful eyes   私の彼女になってくれませんか Watashi no kanojo ni natte kuremasen ka Will you be my girlfriend   あなたの笑顔は美しいです Anatanoegao wa utsukushīdesu Your smile is beautiful   私はあなたが好きです Watashi wa anata ga sukidesu I like you   わたしは、あなたを愛しています Watashi wa, anata o …

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Easter Pick Up Lines

Easter Pick Up Lines You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last. Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work. Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day. Wanna Multiply? How …

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Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Pokemon Pick Up Lines Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. Are you in the Pokedex? Cuz I’d totally choose you. You must be a Charmander. Because you’re getting me hot. If you were a pokemon, I’d send you to Professor Willow to get ground up into candies, OP. Roses are red, violets …

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