QUARANTINE PICK UP LINES

QUARANTINE PICK UP LINES   Covid-19 cancelling everything except my feelings for you. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me? Hey baby, I’m still employed. xD I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?Cause you’re a snack. Want you more than toilet-paper? Hey …

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FUNNY PICK UP LINES FOR NURSES

PICK UP LINES FOR NURSES I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart. We should get some coffee…  Because I’m liking you a latte.  It’s so nice that you smell so good in a place so depressing I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling …

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DOCTOR PICK UP LINES

  DOCTOR PICK UP LINES You should check my temperature because you’re making me very hot! I hope someday to be your emergency contact. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away. An apple a day, can’t keep me away! You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t …

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