Overwatch Pick Up Lines


So you like to play Overwatch and want to impress someone with ovewatch puns and pickup lines.

Here are some top Overwatch Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone.

 

You must play Mercy, because you just resurrected my cold, dead heart.

° It seems like you’ve got me in your sights, since you’ve been staring at me for quite a while.

SYMETTRA: Objectively, you have a nice face.

My heart was trapped in a wall of ice until I met you.

 

ORISA: You’re cute, but Efi would like to know a few things.

Haha, Sorry! Just thought I’d “break the ice”.

I’m your shadow that will always be by your side.

– If Ana was like Winston, she would be an ANAmal

Like an explosion you blew me away!

but I will for you.

Because you get my heart going and give me high blood pressure.

 Funny Overwatch Pick Up Lines

MCCREE: Hey there, wanna go on a date? …You were expecting cowboy talk? That comes after.

*Junkrat gets 6-player kill* Ayy Junkrat you da bomb!3

I’d recall just so I could see you for the first time again. …

McCree threw a huge party and it ended with a bang!

It seems that you have been injured, I think that I need to check you out.

HANZO: What’s the opposite of the number two? A lonely me, a lonely you. … Why are you laughing?

– Who is cold and has a heart that never beats? Widow-Mei-ker

Usually, I would be your sheild.

I think that you and I should hook up.

ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.

When I’m with you I feel young again!

You make my heart beat so fast that it might explode!

Roadhog: You’ve got me hooked.

REAPER: Blood is red. My wardrobe is black. I don’t hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

I can be your Knight that gives you armor

I’ve got you in my sights

*Mei has Genji’s sword & uses his ult* The dragon becomes MEI!2

We Mei have just met, but I think we should break the ice.

When I saw you my heart stopped

Smooth Overwatch Pick Up Lines

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm. I have a cat too. I think she’d like you. (not a pick up line so much as I want roadhog to have a nice farm life and a cat)

Halt! Valentine, your cuteness does not compute!

Reinhardt has a friend named Hammer, who just got shot in the leg and fell, so Reinhardt shouted, “Hammer down!”

Hanzo once broke a girl’s heart to pieces and it was scattered.

My speed boost makes everything fast, yet you can make my heart beat faster!

I think we need to get closer~ *uses Halt!*

Really? I’ve never seen herbivore (cuz she can turn invisible)

You make me go bananas!

Cause you know how to make my heart go boom!

Whenever you’re with me I feel like I can fly

I would DIE DIE DIE for you.

WINSTON: I’m /bananas/ for you!

*everyone has some cheese* Lúcio: Look at this team, we’re gonna do grate!”

Hey there’s this new character named Sombra and I heard that she’s a vegetarian.

Cheesy Overwatch Pick Up Lines

REINHARDT: JOIN ME AT THE ROLLER RINK!

How did you do in school? What is your plan for retirement? Do you like dogs? The last one is the most important.

Make like the Iris and embrace me.

Blizzard: “Should we add a new Defense hero? Or-is-a new tank okay?”

Are you reaper with 50% lifesteal?

What does Sombra say to scare people? BOOp!

MOIRA: It won’t take science for me to make your heart beat faster.

What do you call Sombra when she is inside a huge bowl? She’s in-visi-bowl (in a bowl that’s visible)

“Torb you’re useless””You’re not my wife”

Dirty Overwatch Pick Up Lines

SOLDIER 76: I’ve got you in my sights, ha.

What do you call an omnic that eats both plants and meat? An omnicvore

SOMBRA: I’d ask for your number… but I already have it.

It’s a date, I’ll pick you up later when IT’S HIGH NOON at the saloon.

I will win your heart, love D.Va!

We’ve been friends for a while now, I think I should speed things up

 

If you won’t love me then I’ll have to find a way to hack into your heart.

WINSTON: I’m /bananas/ for you! … (laughing ends weakly)

You can be my player 2!

SOMBRA: I’d ask for your number… but I already have it.

My deadeye’s locked on you

Blood is red. My wardrobe is black.I don’t hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

Top Overwatch Pick Up Lines

MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are? Haha, Sorry! Just thought I’d “break the ice”.

MERCY: You should cut back on your sugar. On second thought… Don’t.

I have been trying to make my perfect world, I never knew that you were the answer

DVA: Let’s MEKflix and chill.

What vehicle does Symmetra drive? A symme-truck

PHARAH: With me, you’re always in the mile high club.

Beep beep boop beep beep *You’re my special little song bird

DOOMFIST: Would you like to hold my hand? … It’s getting a bit heavy.

I don’t speak French for just anyone…

ha! I’m good at this.

I have a cat too. I think she’d like you.

When a bunch of Reinhardts are falling from the sky, it’s reining.

GENJI: B-Baka! It’s not like I like you, or anything.

Are you a Junkrat main?

JUNKRAT: What a BOMBSHELL! I mean, I’d prefer an /actual/ bombshell, but you’ll do.

If your hearing is damaged then you need an audio medic!2

ZENYATTA: Let us create harmony together. And perhaps some cookies.

Although my body may not be human, I can still feel my heart beat when I am with you.

But today, I just want to be yours

Oh you look tired, maybe I should help you into bed.

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm.

 Some More Overwatch Pick Up Lines

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm. I have a cat too. I think she’d like you. (not a pick up line so much as I want roadhog to have a nice farm life and a cat)

BASTION: Bwee BWEEEEEEeee, bwee bwee boop boooooop. (Whitney Houstons: And IIIIII willl always love you.

We should become one within the Iris.

ANA: Ha. You make an old woman feel young again.

MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are?

I’m a scientist looking for an assistant, and I think I just found the perfect one.

TRACER: I’d recall just so I could see you for the first time again. …ha! I’m good at this.

You set my heart tracing.

LUCIO: Just imagine: you, me, a fancy resturant by the beach…(laughs) NAH, just playin’. Let’s get some pizza and go to the arcade!

WIDOWMAKER: I don’t speak French for just anyone… but I will for you. /Tu sens comme un chien pars, cherie/. (You smell like a dog, darling.)

If you have a tiny Reinhardt action figure that you named Ultimate and it can charge, then you can say that your Ultimate is charging.

You’ll never be as COOL as MEI1

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