Optometry Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Optometry Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone or show them your optometry skill with these Pickup Lines

Optometry Pick Up Lines

 

Are u an eye doctor?
cause I need new contacts, specifically yours

Are u an eye doctor?
Because I’m missing a contact.

I think I need to see an optician
Because my eyes can’t focus on anything but you.

I think I need to see an optician
Because I can’t see myself without you

I think I need to see an optician
Because I’m blinded by love.

I think I need to see an optician
Because I’m blindly in love with you.

I think I need to visit an eye doctor
Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you.

I need to go to the eye doctor
Because I can’t see anything except you and me together.

You got something on your chest: my eyes xD

I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

When I’m eighty, I’ll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

Here, have them. You look much better when I take them off anyway Your ugliness is blinding me!

It’s hot but when I look into your green eyes, I feel chills all over me.

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Your eyes look like coming home.

Cheesy Optometry Pick Up Lines

Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.

think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.

Is your daddy a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

Have you ever been to Hawaii? Well it was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes.

Sorry we keep making awkward eye contact..so what are you studying!

Because your eyes said you were feeling it, too.

Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.

Optometry Pick Up Lines
Optometry Pick Up Lines

You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.

Your eyes have touched my soul.

Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

I might as well call you ‘Google’ because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.

You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright but at the same time appealing and attractive.

I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.

Smile. Your eyes sparkle when you do.

Hey there, Pretty Blue Eyes!

I have something in my eye. [look her in her eyes] It’s still there its beautiful.

You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.

Have you ever been to Hawaii? Well it was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes.

I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.

You’re eyes are so blue I can’t look away.

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Your eyes are so mysterious I’d like to be your detective.

You have a galaxy in your eyes, and a universe in your mind.

Optometry Pick Up Lines
Optometry Pick Up Lines

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Your eyes are more beautiful than anything I have seen in my life!

Funny  Optometry Pick Up Lines

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. That’s the best I could find.

I’ve counted all the stars before. And I think I’ve missed two. They’re in your eyes

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Your senses must be messed up, because your eyes are talking to me.

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Your eyes are so blue I feel like I’m in the sky when I’m with you.

The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Hey Dear! I just noticed your iris has a brown tint. It looks really beautiful.

Optometry Pick Up Lines
Optometry Pick Up Lines

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hey there, Pretty Blue Eyes !

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.

Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes

Is my heart on fire or am I just lost in a love maze without you!

Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Dirty Optometry Pick Up Lines

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.

Why would I want to look at the stars when I can look in your eyes?

Do you have a name? Or could I call you mine?

When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

I’ve counted all the stars before. And I think I’ve missed two. They’re in your eyes.

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks.

Optometry Pick Up Lines
Optometry Pick Up Lines

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.

You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

I can see forever in your eyes.

When I look into your eyes, I see an ocean

Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.

I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

When I look into your eyes, I see an ocean.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks.

Smooth Optometry Pick Up Lines

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

Sorry, we keep making awkward eye contact..so what are you studying!

Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.

It’s hot outside; let me go swimming in your blue eyes.

 

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.

You have beautiful eyes. The kind I could get lost in. And I guess I did.

We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

Is it a blue-eyed white dragon?

Optometry Puns

 

Which kind of humor do optometrists appreciate the most?
Eye-rony.

What is an eye doctor’s favorite legume?
Black-eyed peas.

 

What did the optometrist comedian call his comedy club act?
A Cornea-copia of Eye Jokes.

What did the eyeball say when it tasted cheesecake?
That’s too eye for!

How do you know if eyes are flirting with you?
They go: Wink, Wink!

What is the title of the eye doctor’s favorite porno?
Rods and Cones.

What do you call a concierge ophthalmologist who helps the police solve crimes?
A Private Eye Doctor.

How are eye doctors and school teachers alike?
They both test the pupils and quiz you about what you just read.

Why did the seer visit her eye doctor?
Because she needed her visions checked.

Why did the patients all love the new eye doctor?
Because he was a true visionary.

What is brown and hairy, and wears sunglasses at the beach?
A coconut on vacation!

Which vegetable do eye doctors really eat up?
Potatoes, because they have so many eyes.

Which kind of animal always wears UV-coated sunglasses?
A solar bear.

 

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