Neuroscience Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Neuroscience Pick Up Lines which you can use to Impress someone.

Trying to describe how amazing you are gives me anomic aphasia. I just can’t find the words.
You’re so hot, you’ve got my TRP channels upregulating.
Are you a ventromedial lesion? Because you leave me insatiable.
Have you been doing laps along my corpus callosum? Because lately you’ve been crossing my mind.
Looking into your eyes gives me Broca’s aphasia.
Are those your mirror neurons firing? Because I can see you in me.
Do you have a lesion on your anterior hypothalamic nucleus? Cause you’re looking really hot.
Hey baby, my supplementary motor area is going crazy thinking about all the things I want to do to you.
You’re like my right temporal-parietal areas; I’d be lost without you.
I think you may be giving me Upper Motor Neuron Disorder because my lower half is all kinds of hypertonic around you.
If I had prospagnosia I’d still recognize you because how could forget a face as beautiful as yours?
Wanna make like myelin and wrap yourself around my axon?
You make my nucleus accumbens tingle.
Are you a dopamine receptor in the direct pathway of my basal ganglia? Cause I think you’re, D1.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling for you.

 

Neuroscience Puns

 

Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
Because it wanted to have a high resting potential.

Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath?
It didn’t want to be brainwashed.

Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because it has dorsal and ventral horns.

What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
Neurosturgeon.

Why was the neuron sent to the principal’s office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.

What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group?
glia club.

How did the mother know her son would become a neuroanatomist?
He was always staining things.

What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
It gives a brain wave.

What is a neuron’s favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel.

 

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