Lawyer Pick Up Lines


Are you into a law student? Then, you are in the right place here are some top Lawyer Pick Up Lines which you can you to impress someone.

Are you a Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Are you a lawyer?

Because you’re the proseCUTEST.

 

Are you a lawyer?

Because I’m looking to get used.

 

Are you a lawyer?

Because you charge a lot for your services.

 

Are you a lawyer?

Because I would like to to see your briefs.

 

Are you a lawyer?

Because all we do is, argue.

 

Are you my lawyer?

Because you should be definitely screwing me.

 Funny Lawyer Pick Up Lines


Hey baby, I will show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

 You are so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.

You save everyone from punishments but who saves you?

Girl , I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.

You know, there’s no better alibi than spending the night with me.

Hey boy, I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I’ll admit you.

Have you got an oral argument for me?

Hey Girl, I’m a lawyer, so call me when you’ll file for divorce.

I’m going to sue the pants off you.

My ratio decidendi wanted so much to discover, search and explore your dictum.

I found everything about you beautiful but that is not because you study law but maybe yes.

The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.

Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart.

I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.

I’ll be the accessory if you’ll be the principal.

Your body is ‘ultra vires’, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.

Oh man, I’d better call a lawyer because somebody just stole my heart.

Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer call me when u want to get a divorce.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

I hope you don’t object to this leading question but, you want me don’t you?

Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey boy, if I were on a jury I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.

I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.

Cheesy  Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.

I have the ability to turn the lawyer thing off and act like a normal human when I leave the office.

Let me show you section 69 of my penal code.

I can never move past how beautiful and brilliant you are especially when you talk about law.

You are so hot; you make my whole courtroom out of order.

How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?

You want to approach the bench and badger my witness.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

In my advisory opinion, after you see my dicta, you will not have standing.

Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.

Girl, let me catalog your card.

Why don’t you look at my briefs?

Let us adjourn to the bedroom.

Together we will build an irrevocable trust.

Hey Girl, you are so testi-fine.

You have unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.

How about practising some lateral equality?

I am willing to get a life sentence with you and for that’s not bad at all.

Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

I don’t need to be a fiduciary to take care of you; plus, you won’t ever find me in a conflict of interest.

Tomorrow morning I’ll have personal jurisdiction over you because we’re about to make some significant contacts.

What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?

I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.

I’ll sue the pants off you.

Dirty Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Is your estate subject to open?

You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

Shall we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages?

How about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.

Is your Daddy a lawyer? Because you look innocent and I feel guilty.

Let’s just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.

I’ve got a precedent that’s long and deep.

Hey, I’m poly, expressio unius non est exclusio altius.

If your mouth was as learned as your hand, baby I’d be in heaven.

Ohh how did that gavel went under your pants? That’s not a gavel? Interesting.

If being hot was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Don’t take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

You’re in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

I am not demanding for an easement. As long as we are making each other happy that’s fine.

I booked us a room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.

I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I’ll admit you.

If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.

If I get arrested, will you be able to defend me in court? I just want to make sure you can get me off.

Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.

If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.

Hey Girl, I don’t need your number, I know I can always find it in the Fine section.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.

Lawyer Puns

I need someone to look through these briefs.

Hey Girl, if you were a contract, you’d be the fine print.

Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.

How about a notice of motion?

If I were on a jury, I’d find you guilty of being criminally beautiful.

I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren’t the only ones I get off.

How’d you like to come back to my place for a little actus reus?

You can hold me in contempt, as long as you hold me.

It’s not about how big your gavel is, it’s about how hard you bang it.

They call me Learned Hand for a reason.

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.

I have an oral argument for you.

I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.

Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me.

It is against my own made-up law to treat girls badly so you are so lucky baby girl.

Want me to save you even just for tonight?

Girl, I’m going to proximately cause you to c*m tonight.

Unlike a court, I would order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

If you’re my client, I’ll get you off. If you are not, the offer still stands.

Some More Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Honey, is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Want me to play your part as a lawyer tonight? For a change?

Hey boy, I don’t need your call number. I know I can find you in the Fine section.

I really like how you fill out a brief.

Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.

Wanna check what’s inside this brief?

I’d have to plead insanity if I ever left you.

I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?

Nice rebuttal.

Baby, are you an attractive nuisance? Because I want to climb on top of you and hurt myself.

Girl, you’re thiccer than my ConLaw casebook.

Girl, I’ll show you my opening statement but it is up to you to close.

Cutie, I’ve got a preexisting duty to make you come laude.

Yes I can be negligent with other things but I will not, I promise be negligent with your heart.

I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.

Let’s stop debating equality and fairness – I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Let me show you my mens rea.

Hey baby, let us go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

Girl, you are testi-fine.

When I think of you, I become fully vested.

I am going to sue the pants off you.

I got your jurisdiction right here.

I have been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it’s compelling.

Do not worry, you can love a lawyer – it’s totally legal.

Cutie, I do not know if I have standing but I’d love to court you.

As a good lawyer, I always like to be on top of things.

When I bring an ejectment action, there will be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.

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