EMO Pickup Lines To Impress Someone.


So you want to impress someone, here are some top EMO Pickup Lines which you can use.

EMO Pickup Lines

My eyes are not the only thing that is the size of the moon.

I have something that I do not have. I love him but he is not mine.

Can you help me tease my hair?

Come back to my place, and I will show you my eyeliner collection.

I see we use the same brand of eyeliner…

You’re emo too?! Let us hold each other and sob.

I will wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it’s black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

You can borrow my eyeliner.

Are you nasty?

I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.

Baby, your face can make MCR get back together

Let us go beat up some emo kids!

I will write more songs for than Brendon did for Ryan.

You are not Brendon Urie, but you can put my heart beating faster and faster.

All your black is matching today.

If you show me your slit, I will show you all of mine.

Is that MP3 player in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.

Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream?

The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

Is that a Promise Ring 12″ in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

From your skinny jeans, I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

If I had chemical I would want some romance with you.

I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Want to read?

If you like, A Day to Remember I will give you a night to remember.

 

Funny Emo Pickup Lines

 

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is gold for you baby.

I do not want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.

My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

I love you more than music.

Hey girl, let us date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.

I would stop wearing black for you.

If my hair were not covering my eyes right now, I would be staring at you.

I will give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

Nice band shirt. I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I lost my eyeliner can I have yours?

Scared you will get hurt like you did last time. Darling, you will be okay; you are not alone. You are with me.

I wish to be the friction in your jeans.

I’ll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

I am emo.

If my hair were not covering my eyes right now, I would be staring at you.

I wrote your name on my wrist before cutting it as a sign of our love.

I found the cure to growing older, and you are the only place that feels like home.

Let’s go on a date, I’ll make sure it’s A Day To Remember!

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme…

Cheesy EMO Pickup Lines

I’ve got something besides a loaded-gun complex you can cock and pull.

You’re good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

Let’s have sex and listen to MCR.

I’m fairly local…in your bed.

Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?

Hey baby I hope we don’t split like MCR did.

My velocity isn’t the only thing that’s gonna make you sweat tonight.

I’ll never leave you like Ryan left Brendon.

I’m fairly local…in your bed.

You make my soul a little less black.

I got u this waterproof eyeliner so you could cry over mcr without smudging it.

Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

My heart isn’t the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

My velocity isn’t the only thing that’s gonna make you sweat tonight.

I like that shade of black you’re wearing.

I love your eyeliner. May I smudge it?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.

Is that guyliner in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

hey Christian Holden, you put the HOT in the hotelier!

My heart isn’t the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

Babe I bet you’re tighter than my skinny jeans.

I’ll be your eyeliner if you’ll be my teased hair.

Let’s cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

Hey baby are you death? Cause I’m just waiting for you to cum.

Hey baby, are you death? Cause I’m just waiting for you to cum.

Girl, your Red and Blue Jeans would look great on my floor.

Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.

 

Dirty EMO Puns

 

Wanna see my 21” gun?

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

You’re good, but so was MCR, and they broke up.

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

Let’s go beat up some kids!

I’ll make you remember me for centuries.

I’m not a Vampire, but I’ll bite your neck like one

Hey baby are you a nightmare because I think your gorgeous.

I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

How about you and I get together and we’ll make our own rebel love song.

I’m wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

I convinced MCR to get back together.

I’d sharpen your eyeliner for you.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you my eyeliner collection.

Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?

GF/BF EMO Flirting Lines

Let’s have sex and listen to MCR.

Is this thing on? And then repeat it over and over until she falls in love with you

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

I may like music and headbanging but if you’re around it’s a different type of banging.

Are you death because im so EMO?

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

Hey baby, are you a nightmare because I think you’re gorgeous.

Nice to meet you; I’m emo.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters, and life is meaningless.

Is your name Wendy? Because I wan’t you to run away with me.

I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.

Babe, I bet you’re tighter than my skinny jeans.

 

Top EMO Flirtling Pickup Lines

How about you and I get together, and we’ll make our own rebel love song.

Hey baby, you’re the chemical to my romance.

I’ll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

Can we listen to my favorite songs?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

I always wear black because I’m emo and usually have sweaty pits.

I’ll be your number one with a bullet.

Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

Come with me baby it’ll be a day to remember.

Can you do my eyeliner for me?

Baby, I bet you’re tighter than my skinny jeans.

If I had chemical, I’d want some romance with you.

Scared you’ll get hurt like you did last time? darling you’ll be okay, you’re not alone you’re with me.

I’m not a Vampire but i’ll bite your neck like one.

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