EDM Pick Up Lines


Is your hair frizzy because of the humidity or because you’re shocked to see someone this good-looking?

Are you here for one weekend or two?

Hey, good looking. Whatcha got cookin’? How’s about cookin’ somethin’ up with me?

See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.

I’ll call you when i finish the show and maybe we can hang out.

I’ll think of you when i’m playing [insert romantic sounding song here].

I must be wearing 3-D glasses, because your body is popping

Listen to our new songs on bandcamp. I’d love to hear what you think.


What bands are you excited for?

I’m with Kanye.

You must be a cold shower, because I’d love to be inside you.

You look like you could use something cool to suck on.

Camping this weekend? There’s a shower back at my place that you don’t have to share . . unless you want to share.

Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.

Is your name Tiesto? Cuz I’d pay $50K just to see you for 2 hours.

I drove my Cayenne out here too . . . great minds think alike!

Is this a camping festival? Cause you got us pitching tents

Is that crotch sweat, or are you happy to see me?

Great festival, but you know what’s missing? Ins and Outs

Can you feel the bass pounding in your chest

Have you heard of DJ Hanzel? Well, I got two deeper


Hey, do you have a lighter?

Your name’s sun screen right? I’d feel better if you were all over me.

Can we cuddle naked while we listen to Above and beyond at EDM?

My friend owns a helicopter and can get us out of here.

You must not have an air conditioner, because I’m your fan and you’re turning me on.

Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.

Get ready for the drop…of my pants

Are you security? Because I’ve got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

excuse me baby, but I think I just Blue myself.

You look familiar, are you a branding manager for Von Dutch or are you the bass player from Kings of Leon?

Are you security? Because I’ve got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

Wait, aren’t you my kid’s babysitter?

Are we in LA? Because you’re turning this into a hard fest.

“are you deep into the sound right now?”

Let’s hang out after the show.

You should totally come to my show.

Girl, you must be sold out, cause I’m thinking of ways to get in


Wanna check out the tour bus?

The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can’t hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.

I ain’t never seen a cowboy look that good in jeans.

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me all night long!

There’s a rave in my pants and you’ve got guest list.

How long have you been waiting in line for the Lollapalooza ticket?

I know you’ve heard that worn out line about love at first sight. Well, I never knew those words were true ’til you walked up the Stagecoach stage tonight.

I don’t fall for pick up lines, but I fall for pick up trucks.

Hey, baby, do you come to Stagecoach often? Hey, baby, now, what’s your sign?


Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can’t believe you’re responsible for dat ass.

Are you VIP or general admission?

Hey! Where you going? Get your tits back over here by me.



There are like 30 million people in a one mile radius, for the love of god don’t make me go home alone tonight

Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

To get backstage, you must go backdoor.

You’re wearing a bear cap, I’m wearing a bear cap – let’s make cubs.

If a girl accidentally bumps into you: Hey, that’ll be $10 please. You can’t touch this shit for free. What’s your name?

If u can’t enjoy this without drugs, then EDM clearly isn’t for u.

Your music taste is fucking sexy.

If you can make it, i’ll see if i can get you a guest list spot.

Think you can dance? Lets see it.

I used to go to the Harvest Festival but I got sick of scoring with so many virgins.

Where did you get those Mahi Mahi sliders?

Do you like drum and bass? Cause you got me wanting 174 bangs per minutes.

Are you rolling?

You don’t have to be perfect. You just have to listen to Trance.


What bands have been your favorite so far?

EDM is when the crowd is singing louder than the speaker.

I’m so mad crushin’ your man-girl, skinny femme-boy with long-bangs, faint mustache and small boobs look.

We’re on tour right now, and i just feel so blessed.

Wanna help me pitch a tent?

It’s getting crowded at this festival. Can I hold your totem?

I think my jewel-studded g-string and your Gucci bikini would look great together on my hotel room floor in the morning.

You’re the cutest boy/girl in I’ve seen in a bra top made out of reclaimed wood all day and I’ve seen about 33.

Is that an extra wad of wristbands in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


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