Easter Pick Up Lines


You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

Wanna Multiply?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!

Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

I could never Passover you.

I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?

Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.

I’m in the mood to multiply.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

There’s an Easter parade in my pants … wanna go?

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from – you may be surprised!

Easter! I hardly even knew her.

Some more funny lines

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?

Easter! I hardly even knew her.

Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.

Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Wanna Multiply?

Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

I could never Passover you.

Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

I came here looking for a little tail.

Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

 

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