Dental Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Dental Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone.

Having you visit has been a highlight of this week, would you like to go for tea sometime?

I have a cavity in my heart and I wonder if you can fill it.

Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Hey girl, do you mind lying back? I’d love to fill your cavities.

Hey baby, I’m a dentist. Why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.

I hope you don’t mind getting drilled.

Darling you are too sweet that you make these tooth of mine ache, and so does my heart.

Are you a dentist of any sort? All those girls scatter around you all the time, it must suck.

I’m a dentist, why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

Hey girl want to know what kind of polishing disc you’d be? A superfine one

Your teeth are so pretty are you a dentist.

I can see you drooling a bit, is that because you think I look hot and awesome, darling?

There is a feeling in my stomach when I see a dentist, something that aches within me.

Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

I am just like the dentist, I will start by drilling you then I would fill you up really good.

You’ve got a beautiful smile, I bet you floss regularly.

I guess I’ll call you a dentist, cause I can’t smile without you.

You have the best set of pair of teeth and I would like you to know I’m dentist about it.

Stick your tongue out farther for me.

Wanna know what has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Some More Dental Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, I’m a dentist. Why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

Darling, any dentist can see how sweet you are so I must now pull you out of my mouth.

You’re so sweet that I’m getting a toothache just looking at you.

Your teeth are like stars. Slightly yellow and very far apart.

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

Darling, you just need to smile and I assure you everything would just be alright.

 

Little girl, you look like you have a really deep hole that needs to be filled badly, agreed?

You’re drooling a bit.

If I was a dentist, I should totally get away from you because I might get cavities coz of you.

You’ve got a great smile.

You do not need a dentist to feel this hardness in my pockets, can you feel that now?

Sometimes, I wish you were my own set of teeth so that I can grind into you all day long.

The fact that I’m missing some teeth only means that there’s more room for your tongue.

The dentist says open wide now and I will start on filling you up with all that I have in me.

You have a lot of muscles in your face, you might as well put them to a good use.

You’re a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth.

Now, listen to me, all you have got to do is to open your mouth wide enough and let me in.

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

Dentist Pick Up Lines

Wanna get drilled?

My dentist said that semen contains calcium and zinc and their healthy so I’m getting more.

I think I should try punching my mouth to yours so that you’ll realize I care for you a lot.

I wouldn’t mind you having me in between teeth.

You want to taste a rainbow? I have got my mouth filled with skittles so you can try it out.

Hello, I’m a dentist and I plan on getting your hole filled in tonight, you seem to need it bad.

I’m no Dentist…But I wouldn’t mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

I need to fill your cavities.

 

I hope you stop that undressing portion of today with your eyes, use those teeth instead.

 

Is there any chance that I might be able to get you away for a while and maybe get you milk?

I’m not so proud of this one

I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you.

Are you a dentist? Because I need a filling.

And so now I bring along my dentist so he can take care of my sweet tooth for you today.

Your father must have been a dentist because the smile you have is really award winning.

I am a dentist and I plan on drilling you really hard that you will bleed pleasure, my dear.

Baby, I’m going to have to make you suck for just a quick moment before checking your teeth.

Now, don’t cry once I start drilling you in, remember this is for your own good too, girl.

Your a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth.

I can teach you how to floss, like you can intertwine my hands with yours any time, babe.

Some More Dentist Pick Up Lines

Looks like you’ve got a hole that needs filling.

You can prevent your teeth from decaying by trying out semen for it contains calcium!

I think the gaps in your teeth are severe and we should fill them over and over again.

I have some skittles in my mouth, just incase you want to taste the rainbow?

You’re so sweet, looking at you gave me a toothache

He Sexy! I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll bleed.

Are you cavities? Because I keep thinking that I should fill you up real good right now.

You have pretty teeth you must be a dentist.

Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?

I’m going to drill you so hard, you’ll be sore for weeks

I think that you are a dentist and you are certainly leaving a bad taste here inside my mouth.

I think my dentist would be mad at me for tasting you, something that is entirely too sweet.

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.

Well, you can call me a dentist cause I can drill and fill you.

I bet you floss regularly look at those pretty teeth.

I like my view from here, your teeth look pretty dazzling to me already, girl.

Suck on this for just a second.

I want to melt in your mouth.

I could really use a mouth to mouth I’m drowning in the depths of your eyes.

It’d be nice if you can give me some floss to work with this heart of yours, I’ll fix it up.

 

I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.

Cheesy Dentist Pick Up Lines

 

You don’t have to undress me with your eyes hunny, go on, use your teeth.

I shall now proceed to punch you in the mouth, with my mouth cause I really like you.

Just stick your tongue out farther for me.

It’s time to probe your gaps.

Hey girl, it seems you have a hole that needs some drilling.

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.

Stop undressing me with your eyes and use your teeth instead!

Are you a dentist? Because you’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.

Girl, you have me begging for you on my knees and calling the dentist, you’re awesome.

Looks like you’ve got a sweet tooth.

I would give up anything to see you smile for a rare sight it really is, smile for me, darling.

You have this sweet smile that can probably light up the entire town, I can dim that down.

I can see that your enamel has gotten hard, but then again that isn’t the only one that’s hard.

I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

You have got a killer smile and I can see it from all the way here, I’m already dazzled.

 

 

 

 

I bet toothpaste does not have any effect against your sweet tooth, how about my semen?

If you want to just get drilled just let me know and I will be there right away, baby girl.

I should tell you that I am going to drill you hard, hard enough to leave you feeling sore.

Would you like me to teach you how to floss?

Dirty Dentist Pick Up lines

The best thing about my profession is that I get to drill and fill a lot of girl customers.

He Sexy! I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll bleed.

You must be a dentist, because I can’t smile without you.

You should smile, your teeth should breathe as well.

It might bleed once I start to drill inside you, just relax and remember it will feel okay later.

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

You’re so sweet. I’m getting a toothache just looking at you.

Now, just stick that tongue out of yours a bit further, now turn it round and round, there!

Can you stick your tongue out a little further for me.

I can see you’ve got a sweet tooth, no wonder you’re so into me.

 

Do you need dental floss? I’ll give you some for free if you have dinner with me.

Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!

You are so sweet, I think I’m having cavities.

If you get to be anything, you would be the polishing disc and I bet you’ll be super fine.

Many people would trade places to be where you are right now: in a loving bed with a girl.

Now, all you really need to do is sit down and smile, you will do just fine, believe me on it.

I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Hey girl! Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I’m not a dentist,But I bet I could give you a filling.

Let’s play dentist; first I knock you out and then I fill all your cavities.

Have you ever tried sleeping with the dentist? No? Well, you ought to try it, shall we?

You are filled with sweetness that I feel like getting a toothache because of looking at you.

My next appointment is 3 months from now, any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over dinner?

Smile so your teeth can breathe too, it may feel suffocated inside your mouth the whole day.

You are too sweet for your own good that I bet the dentist do not like you as well.

I think I must be in a place where we can be alone, you and I, right, dentist?

That beautiful smile of yours must be because your father takes good care of your teeth.

You must be a dentist, because I can’t smile without you.

You are pretty and so is your smile, should we have dentist to prove anything at all, right?

Some More Funny  Dental Puns

Are you my wisdom tooth? Because something inside me is telling me to take you out.

If you don’t know how to floss just yet, I can teach you about it, just let me check my schedule.

If I drown in the sea, would you rescue me and give me a mouth to mouth, baby girl?

Your dad must be a dentist, you have such a beautiful smile.

Come and make a wish already, it seems you have a tooth for sweet things like my member.

I hope you’re ready for me to probe your gaps.

Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!

Hello there little lady, Looks like you’ve got a hole that needs filling.

The fact that I’m missing some teeth only means that there’s more room for your tongue.

Do you mind if I melt in your mouth.

I bet dentists HATE you -There’s no way they could improve your smile!

You must be a dentist because you make my mouth feel better.

Now, just relax, take a deep breath and be prepared as I fill in all of your holes, babe.

I want to feel like I am melting in your mouth, I hope you would let me do just that.

Are you a dentist?Because I need a filling

Can you feel me probing your tongue? Now, just open wide and we can get started, girl.

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.

If I were a dentist, I would kiss you so hard your teeth would break upon their impact.

I am missing some teeth of mine, I bet your tongue can put those to good use, right?

I see that it might be time to prick that gap of yours in between your legs using my tongue.

Do you know, my tongue is a dentist.And its time for your check up.

I have something you can put good use to your tongue in, want to try that one out, too?

Some More Dental Puns

Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.

You must be a dentist, cause you leave a bad taste in my mouth.

I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you.

Give my thanks to your dentist, you are really good at sucking I am melting inside you now.

I’m sorry I had to spit again but looking at you makes me salivate.

Baby, it’s time to probe your gaps.

Good news, I lost some teeth today this means I have more room for your tongue in my mouth.

I’ll drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a couple of days.

It can get better than this, we can just go and eat dinner whenever you are free, babe.

Whenever I see your teeth, I am blinded with your beauty, I want to hug you so tight, girl.

You need to come back every 6 months, but we can meet for coffee if you want, darling.

Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you’d be superfine.

Sometimes I wish you were my teeth so I can grind you in my sleep

It’s time to probe your gaps.

I wish I can be the upper incisor to your tooth so I can touch you anytime that I want.

The good thing about being a dentist is the pretty cavities I see, let me come and fill yours.

You’ve got a great smile.

You look delicious right now, I hope you aren’t too sweet so you’d still be good for my teeth!

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I don’t need you.

I’m a dentist, why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

I want to be the caretaker of your smile because it’s lovely, would you allow me to do so?

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