Canadian Pick Up Lines


  • You’re as thicc as Maple Syrup.
  • Girl, I can’t get enough of you. Be my ba’eh’?
  • Animals! Everyone loves animals right?
  • My friends have been calling me a loon, because I’m crazy about you.
  • Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you’re a dime.
  • Canada is the second largest country in the world. What can I say? Canada has a lot of large things.
  • You remind me of a ski hill, because now I really want to hit those slopes
  • I’m waking up at 5am for hockey, but I would stay up all night for you.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada’s public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
  • Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
  • Are you a maple tree? Because I’d tap you!
  • My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I’m crazy about you.
  • I’ll make you see the northern lights!
  • You gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
  • We can do coffee or have s*x twice, either way I’ll get you a double double.
  • Did you know I’m a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada’s public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
  • I wish I was Tim Horton’s coffee, so I could get close to your lips
  • Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.
  • Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you’re a dime.
  • I’m getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let’s Cuddle!
  • Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
  • Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
  • Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
  • I’m really big into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
  • Is your spirit animal the beaver? Because I know where you can get some wood.
  • Fall hardly happens here, but you’ll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
  • Want to help raise my totem pole?
  • I put the “man” in Manitoba
  • Until I saw you, I didn’t believe I’d ever see an arctic fox
  • Want to see my lumber, Jack?
  • How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
  • You remind me of a ski hill, and now I really want to hit those slopes
  • What can I say I’m good with my stick!
  • Are you from Canada? Because if you’re wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
  • Until I saw you, I didn’t believe I’d ever see an arctic fox
  • Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
  • Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
  • Are you into hockey? That’s great because I’d like to score.
  • I’m a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?
  • My igloo melted on the drive down and I don’t have a house now.. Can I stay at yours?
  •  Are you from Toronto? Because you got me en-Raptor’d.
  • Want to come back to my place for a nice hot cup of soup?
  • There is nothing better or more majestic than a Canadian Beaver!

 

 

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