Bowling Pick Up Lines


Here are some Bowling Pick Up Lines And Puns for your loved ones.

Are You A Bowling Ball Pick Up Lines

 

Are you a bowling ball? Because I wanna stick my fingers in you.

Are you a bowling ball? Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I wanna put three fingers inside of you.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to put my fingers in your holes and throw you down on the wooden floor.

Dirty Bowling Pick Up Lines

My thought are not clean when i look at you. Let’s turkey.
Let’s talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX.
Can we be like a pin and split?
Will you want me to use rubber grips for your holes when you come over?
What a great rack you have there!
Are you a pinsetter? Cause you just swept me off my feet.
I am so bowled about your beauty. I just had to tell you even if it meant striking out.
When we be together, I pray that we never split.
It would be great if you love my game, but it’d even be better if you reacted to it tonight.

Girl are you a bowler? Cause I wanna roll with you.
I think it’s time we ditched these gutter balls and got out of here, what do you say?
Hey there, you’re right up my alley. Let’s ball.
Seeing your face made my ball drop.
Girl are you a bowler? Because I want to knock you the f*ck down.
If you are a 7-10 split, I’d pick you up.
I’d sure like to pin you down.
Is your name Strike? ‘Cause you’re a perfect 10.
My lifetime motto has always been: strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets.
I hope you know what I mean when I tell you that my lanes are freshly waxed.
I am ready for tonight darling. My lanes are waxed to perfection only for you.
You know what else has three holes?
You make me feel a lot of emotion like I am actually playing bowling right now.
Do not even think of a split baby.
Could you come over, I’d like to pin you down.
Hey girl, you sweep me off my feet. I guess you are a pinsetter.
I dare you to strike those and I promise you will have my heart too.
You are such a beautiful great bowler.
If you accepted to play a game with me it’d play so hard.
Girl you are driving me crazy more than these bowling games I am not winning.
Let’s ball. You are right up my alley.
You’ve got a great rack there.
Dear I’m willing to bend for you.
Are you a bowler? Because you’re right up my alley.
I live by one motto: Strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets.
Do you mind if I pin you down tonight at my house? Ready?
Are you a 300 game? Cause you’re perfect!
I heard you are a bowler, then you are probably equipped with the nicest balls right?
How about we split from this crowd and roll on out of here?
You shouldn’t worry about spare-ing my feelings. What do you think about a date?
Forgive my forwardness. My mind’s been in the gutter all night long.
Baby, you’re incredi-bowl.
I was so bowled over by your beauty, i just had to let you know – even if I end up striking out.
I care about you like I care about my bowling.
I will set my eyes on you and use my talent and persistence to finally hit your heart.
I want to learn your favorite sport with you.
Let’s never split!
Are you a 7-10 split? Because I’d love to pick you up.
You are way more perfect than a 300 game in bowling.
You are a perfect 10 like a strike.
Excuse me cutie, I just wanted to strike up a conversation.
Do you know of anything else that has three holes.

Funny Bowling Pick Up Lines


My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean.
Would you wish to see my other balls?
Let’s make like a pin and split.
The bowling ball is not the only thing that has three holes. Want to try my 3 holes tonight?
I think it’s time we split from this crowd and roll on out of here.
I want to be the one to pick you up from your mistakes like I pick up these balls.
My mind has been in the gutter all night long and that’s the reason for my forwardness.
I’ve got an idea baby why not we try to experiment a little on those three holes of yours.
I will never get tired of picking you up from your fall just like a 7-10 split.
Don’t worry about spare-ing my feelings, but how would you feel about a date?
My aim right now is to aim for your heart.
I am thinking we should ditch these gutter balls and get of here, what do you think?
You are perfect like a 300 game.
Baby girl, I do not even aim to get a perfect ten in bowling because I already have you.
Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want to be pinned down too?

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