Basketball Pick Up Lines
Are you from Cleveland, because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.
Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound
Are you good at swallowing, you should do more because I will show you how good I am.
Baby, maybe you can show me how good your balls are or if they really are something, hmm?
Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.
Basketball is fun especially if you are with me along every game that I am going to play, baby.
Basketball is popular, but you are my priority in this life, want to grab some drinks, baby?
Can I wear your jersey because I really love your name, and so do I want your number, love.
Can I wear your jersey? Because I really like your name and I also really want your number.
Can you be my referee in this basketball world because I am willing to surrender to you.
Come here and I will show you just how players like me have fun all the time, how about it?
Damn girl I must be Kobe cause I can’t pass you up.
Darling, I would rather be with you than practice the balls all day long, that’s the truth.
Dear, I bet you never would have known how great I am with balls if you haven’t tried me out.
Do you have a jersey? Because I’ma need your name and number.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.
I can score from multiple positions.
Do you play basketball? I’m great at dribbling. Look over there, see that puddle? That’s where I’ve done my best dribbling. Dribbling over you, of course.
Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.
Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.
Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
I can promise you that nothing will ever stay the same again between you and me, that I can.
Hey, are you Dennis Rodman? Because I’ll be your rebound!
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
I already have the balls all you need now is the basket and then we can play the game, babe.
How come you never thought to just be with me all this time and keep making silly jokes, hon?
I am going to get through every player, make some basketball moves just to be with you, babe.
Honey, I am great with balls and I will show it to you tonight at my house, just come along.
I am great with playing with balls and if you want to see my skills, we can do so tonight, love.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you are still the number one in my heart.
I bet everyone is jealous of you because you seem to have it all, beauty, talents and guts.
Hey baby, wanna see my Magic Johnson?
Cheesy Basketball Pick Up Lines
I bet you would really look like a nice trophy beside me all the time, baby girl, let’s go for it.
Any time you want, you can drop that ball of yours here in this hoop of mine, darling, you can.
I get breathless when I play basketball just like whenever I am right beside you, my darling.
Are you a basketball? Because I all I imagine doing is laying you up.
I bet you would love to teach me some one on one tonight, how about it, will you think of it?
Are you a lot on the court? Because I’m looking for someone who wants to follow an elaborate COURTship procedure with me.
I can only say that you are awesome and that I bet you would like to regroup, you and I both.
I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It’s your lucky day, because I’m looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
I have never been kicked out for offense in any game so would you be my first one, huh, love?
I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.
I must shoot three times but with this rate and how good you are, I wonder how I’ll do that.
I play basketball. I’m really good at scoring from all sorts of positions.
Basketball Smooth Pick Up Lines
I wish I can show you that I can do some basketball really great, for I am a pro at this, love.
Do you play basketball? I’d let you dribble your balls between my legs.
I will show you how much skills I have tonight in your house, we shall play a good game.
If there is such a thing as love at first sight, basketball was one for me and you’re next.
I wonder just how awesome you are if you played basketball as well, I hope you did well.
I would be a really lousy basketball player with you as my ball. I’d never shoot you because I’d miss you too much.
I promise that I will dedicate myself to you like I have dedicated myself to basketball, dear.
I Wouldn’t Pay $2 Billion for the Clippers, but I Would for Dinner with You
I’m a good ball handler, what about you
If I swear I’m not going to treat your love like basketball, like a game, would you be with me?
I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.
If I were a basketball player I’d be Shaquille O’Feel
Do you know what my fantasy is? Treat me like you treat that basketball!
Do you know what the Chicago Bulls and I have in common? Solid D.
Want to play basketball at my place? I can show you how good I am with balls.
You are the bulls and I will bring you whatever heat you would love to have, that I would.
Want to play basketball in my house, I can show you just how good I am with balls, honey.
If I am to compare you to basketball, you would be my goal in this world full of 1 point.?
If I were a basketball team, I’d be Indiana Pacers. Know why? We both have solid D.
I’d love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
If you played basketball, you would be the center. Of my attention.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
If you are a ball, would you permit me to do a lay up on you and just lay you down afterward?
I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten
Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you.
I like you more than America likes basketball.
If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I love basketball as much as I love watching you be with me all day, with everything I got.
If you let me hit this spin move on you, you’re gonna fall in love.
I love playing basketball and I can say I am good at it but hey, I promise not to play with you.
If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?
It is very hard to be a basketball player, but it gets easier because you are there for me, love.
If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
In a while it will be my turn in the court to play, will you come with me right after this game?
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
It seems you spend time at the ball court because I would love some courtship right now.
Let me spend some time with you and I swear to teach you some basketball, my dear.
Let’s have some fun tonight, you and I and just kiss each other goodnight until we fall asleep.
Let us go to my house tonight after the game and have an after party just for you and me.
May I put my balls in your basket?
May you be brave enough to play basketball with me for I love you enough to be serious.
Let’s stop with the zone defense, I’d much rather do man-to-woman coverage.
May you keep in mind that I am trying my best for you even though it doesn’t seem like it.
Your handles got me on my knees.
Maybe I should tell you up front that I am a player but I swear I will be really gentle with you.
Your first name must be Kevin because my last name is Love.
Maybe we can celebrate life the way I want to and you can show me what you’ve got, darling.
Let us be serious here, you and I, we seem like we are meant to be, like basket and the ball.
Maybe what we can do is tell each other that we will play with each other in this game of love.
Cheesy Basketball Pick Up Lines
Maybe you are a player after all, doesn’t matter, but I have some balls waiting to be dribbled.
My love for you is like my love for basketball, enough not to ever give you up or the sport.
You seem to be the rebound, should I push harder than ever to make you feel the impact?
I must be Kobe because I can’t pass you up.
Never have I made a pass that is incomplete, so I assure you that you would not be the first.
You seem to have game, how about you show that to me and let us find out if you have it.
You want to come with me to a game this Saturday night, let’s have the most fun of our lives.
I think you must play the referee at times since you seem as if you can swallow that whistle.
I think you’re a basketball fan because each time I looked at you, my D. Rose.
I wanna be linside you
Remember that I am your number one fan, I am willing to do it all just for you, my dear boy.
I used to think basketball was everything until I saw you enter the room and I loved you so.
Should I take it to the hole or take it to the rack?
You seem like you got some great shots in you, maybe I can show you mine as well, darling.
Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!
The wonders of the balls have just gotten to another level, I can’t help but be happy, dear.
There have been rumors that you are a dribbler, well I am already in a puddle right here, boy.
You can be the ball to my basket and we will win every single game that we go into, my dear.
I would do all I can to keep the basketball points to myself, so I can be the MVP in your heart.
I would really love to see your hole to drop my balls into it, what do you think of that, dear?
They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are
You can play with my balls any time that you want, just tell me that you want me this night.
You be the Bulls and I’ll bring the Heat!
We can make watching basketball games a hobby and just have the best moments ever.
If you can shoot three points maybe we can decide on another baby, my dearest wife, okay?
If you haven’t heard, let me tell you I am good at handling the ball, want to test it out, dear?
You make my heart bounce just like basketball dribbling in your hands slowly and happily.
What basketball player would you be?Wait for the reply. Huh, funny. I’d be Shaquille O’Feel Me Up.
You are the only person I want to be with in a basketball game, because I like you a lot.
What do you say we make tonight about scoring? And I’m not talking about points.
What’s your favorite thing about basketball? Mine is foul playing.
When I played basketball, my heart leaped with joy and so did my heart when I saw you.
When I saw you, it seems that my d rose up because you seem to like the balls so much, honey.
Will you help me in making things a lot better because I gladly would take that shot for you.
You be the Knicks and I’ll bring the Heat!
You gonna call my dick James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.
There is not anything I would do to hurt your heart, I will not treat it like a ball, my darling.
You had me at that smile on your face because it makes you look a lot hotter than ever, dear.
I promise I would never pass you to anyone should you be the ball because I want you mine.
There was a time when I am so addicted to basketball but hey, now I am addicted to you.
You have such a nice jersey on, I really love how it looks on you, it’ll look better on the floor.
You hooped my heart from the minute I saw you.
I will never get to shoot you if you were the ball because then I would be missing you always.
Want to play basketball together? You need the balls. I have the hoop!
You must play defense because you definitely stole my heart.
You seem like a natural, how about I talk about family planning to you at this very night?
Want to play basketball? If you’re the Bulls, I’m definitely the Heat!
You must be Michael Jordan because you light up my world and you are my number on idol.
I swear I am going to do my best to win every basketball game like to win you heart as well.
Want to try out what I’ve got and how good I am with balls and all, let us do some test drive.
You are tall enough to be a point guard, so protect me now and I will give you some reward.
I will not hesitate to tackle you in basketball, but I swear I will not do anything foul, babe.
You may have heard that I’m a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills?
You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose.
You’re Sweeter Than a Steph Curry Jumper
Your Knicks jersey is amazing! Can I wear it after we have sex?
You’re so pretty, you make me Linsane.