Bacon Pick Up Lines

Here are some Bacon Pick Up Lines and Puns which you can use to impress someone.

Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan…
My dad gave me this g*n, Now get in the van

You like bacon?

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

If you were a food, you’d be bacon, because you’re beautiful.

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

Don’t go bacon my heart.

Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you’re bacon me crazy.

You’re bacon me crazy!

I couldn’t go bacon you, even if I fried.

I’ll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Bacon Puns

All of the vans carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

Isn’t it odd that we bake cookies, but we cook bacon.

The one celebrity that smells the nicest is Kevin Bacon.

I tried wrapping a dinosaur in bacon. It was a Jurassic Pork.

I tried some bacon in Southern Europe. It had a lot more Greece in it.

I tried wrapping a dinosaur in bacon. It was a Jurassic Pork.

I dressed up as bacon for a Halloween party. It’s safe to say I was looking crisp.