Alabama Pick Up Lines

Here are some top Alabama Pick Up Lines and Puns that you can use to Impress someone from Alabama.

How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?
“I’m in bread.”

Are you from Alabama?
Because you look like my sister

You’re like family to me…
How does moving to Alabama sound?

Alabama, the land of 5 million people…
… And 4 last names.

What is the most popular dating app in Alabama?
23andMe.

What do you call a gay couple from Alabama?
Super Smash Bros.

If you were my sister…
I’d move to Alabama.

Are you from Alabama?
Cause I want you to call me daddy

Are we in Alabama?
Cause I think you’re actually my sister.

What do you call a DNA kit for Alabama residents?
Incestry DNA

What do you call Onlyfans in Alabama?
OnlyFams.

What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score?
Drool.

If you were my sister
I would love to live in Alabama

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.

For Denise: “Wanna do some Alabama stuff?
I’ll be the uncle, you can be Denise”

What do geology and Alabama have in common?
Relative dating.

Are you my sister?
*queues Sweet Home Alabama*

Hey, can you be my sister?
Cause I want to commit to Alabama with you

You are the fried oyster of my eye

Are you from Alabama? Because of All Bama for you. (Alabama)

Howdy y’all, I’m Drew Carey.

Funny Alabama Pick Up Lines

What do you call someone from Alabama stuck in a sandwich?
Inbread.

“Ay! wanna wrassle my alligator?”

“You remind me of my sister, I like that”

“Wanna sit on the 50-yard line at the Bama game with me? Roll Tide!”

“Hey, you. I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and black. You seem to fit the bill…”