THANKSGIVING PICK UP LINES
HERE ARE SOME TOP THANKSGIVING PICK UP LINES TO IMPRESS SOMEONE.
- My can always wear a husk.
- Mmm cranberry sauce.
- I like to melt with you tonight darling. Would you mind?
- I hate turkey. But I love you!
- How about we skip the turkey and go straight to dessert.
- Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
- Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
- Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
- Curious about the taste of my turkey? Do not worry darling I got you.
- The only thing I love about this dinner is the thrill of having you here beside me.
- Would you like to spread for me baby girl?
- I crave the kind of spread you are about to give me.
- Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
- I just checked your thermometer and damn your bird is hot boy, but I can make it hotter.
- Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
- For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
- How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
- Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
- Want to know the best part of thanksgiving? It is definitely when you stuffed me dear.
- Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
- Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
- I want to taste your food you are cooking in that casserole and I also want a taste of you.
Funny And Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines
- I can give you something to really be thankful about!
- Want to see my corn that is wearing a husk right now?
- Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
- I do not need any gravy boat because your taste is more than enough.
- If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
- On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment .. halftime.
- I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
- I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
- I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
- I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
- No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!
- I want to stuff your kind of something good tonight. Are you ready dear?
- I have a thing for butterballs.
- I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
- I’m a real master baster.
- I hate thanksgiving dinners, but because you prepare this I’ll go through this with you.
- I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.
FUNNY LINES
- They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
- I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
- I think with you around I always have to wear my oven mitts because you are that hot darling.
- I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
- I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
- I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
- Do you like to try my own version of pumpkin pie? I promise it is delicious.
- There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
- I would like to see your own version of the pop-up timer tonight at thanksgiving.
- I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.
- I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
- That turkey ain’t the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.
- Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
- The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.
- I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
Most Filling Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines
- Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
- I’m going to Plymouth Rock your world!
- Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.
- The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
- Boy you can take seconds, thirds, or fourths of my turkey anytime and anywhere you want.
- Turkey legs may be juicy, but yours are delicious.
- If I can’t break the wishbone, know that I’m wishing for a date with you.
- Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
- Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
- The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.
- My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.
SOME DIRTY THANKSGIVING PUNS
- Do you want a meat stuffing for your thanksgiving dinner darling?
- Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
- You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.
- Is that a deep-fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?
- If you will let me, I want to stick something in your cornucopia.
- Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
- Want me to help stuff your turkey darling? Because I would love to do that for you.
- Call me tryptophan, because you’ll be sleepy when we’re done together.
- Please butter my biscuit.
- Are you a smoking hot turkey? Because I’d baste you
- Want to go back to my residence hall? I have a cornucopia of skills I could show you.
- Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
- Did you save the room? Because I have something else to gobble on.
- Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?
- All these desserts in front of me and all I want to eat is you.
- I have a thing for butterballs.
- You don’t need Thanksgiving to hate your family.
- Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
- I can make you feel like it’s always thanksgiving because I sincerely am grateful for you dear.
- I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
- Prozac!
DIRTY PUNS
- It’s a fact that once you tie the legs together the insides will be moist. Want to try that girl?
- You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.
- Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I’ll let you win!
- I am now imagining all the amazing food you will serve and I feel delighted already.
- This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
- Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
- I am pretty sure you still taste better than this pumpkin pie you cooked.
- For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with
- Do you like me dear to add some gravy on your mashed potatoes?
- Can you be the main ingredient of what I will be cooking tonight?
- I made all of these for you with love.
- I do not think I am going to sleep after this because you certainly deserve a reward for this.
- You did great on this dinner darling! Do you want a taste of what I prepared only for you?
- If I am going to choose between this dinner or you. Of course! I will choose you!
- Girl, maybe we need some cooling before dinner because this certainly is exhausting.
- Want to do something and cool down with me?
THAT'S ALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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