Cell Wall Pick Up Lines
Are you ready to break through the walls of attraction? Prepare to unleash your inner scientist with these charming cell wall pickup lines !
You’ll be sure to create chemistry as strong as the bonds within a plant’s cell wall. From peptidoglycan to cellulose, let these witty and captivating one-liners help you connect on a cellular level. After all, who says biology can’t be the ultimate aphrodisiac? Get ready to start a cellular love story that’s bound to grow and flourish!
Cell Wall Pick Up Lines
Excuse me but are your sodium channels open? Cos I can really see some action potential.
Your cell signals inflame my receptors?
Are you a Phospholipid Desaturase? Because around you I feel kinky.
Can I get your Telophase number? Cause I want to split you in two.
Are you a Toll-like receptor? Because you make me wanna say, “Wow!”
Are you penicillin? Cos you brought my walls crashing down!
Are you Glutamate? Because you’re getting me all excited .
Are you free floating? Cause you should diffuse through to my place and come embed
Are you a lytic virus? Because looking at you makes me want to bust out everything I have.
Are you a GLUT receptor because I feel like insulin?
You have some tight junctions
Hey, are you semipermeable? Because I want to enter!
Hey baby you a phospholipid bilayer because that tail is fatty.
Funny Cell Wall Pick Up Lines
I’m a polysaccharide, baby. You know you want some of this sugar.
Hey, are you a SNARE complex because I am totally attached to you!
Baby let’s make like a transport protein and pump some hydrogen.
Why are mitochondria so unlucky in love? Because they’re incels.
Hey, are you as semipermeable membrane? Because I want to penetrate you, but I’m probably not your type
I’ll always be there to support you.
You glycosylate my receptors.
You float my lipid raft.
You evaginate my serpin
I’m gonna blow your mem-brain.
Nucleus Pick Up Lines
Can my apical surface penetrate your lumen?
If I were an enzyme I would be helicase so I can unzip your genes.
Hey, baby. Why don’t you bring that plasmodesmata over here so we can swap molecules?
Cellulose isn’t the only thing making me rigid.
Give me the right signal and I’ll let you in, does your key fit my receptors?
Will you be the alpha to my beta integrin?
I just love what you are doing with your phospholipids (skin), they look radiant!
I’d like to permeate your endoplasmic reticulum? Sorry, all I got on short notice.
Are you cytochrome c oxydase ? Cause I feel blue with you.
I don’t usually do this, but tonight I can Be semipermeable for you.
Are you in telophase, because you have some nice cleavage.
Dirty Cell Wall Pick Up Lines
Are you a phospholipid, because you seem bipolar.
Are you the mitochondria? Because you’re the powerhouse of the cell.
Hey girl, are you a self-assembled membrane, likely to have been produced from amphiphilic compounds?
Is your membrane semi-permeable? Because I’d like to permeate please.
Babe, you are the smoothest(or perf) fluid mosaic model for my membrane!
Is your phospholipid bilayer fat soluble? Because I want to slide into you with the least resistance possible.
Are you by any chance high density cholesterol, because you seem to thicken my membranes obligatory (double wink).
And there you have it—our fascinating collection of cell wall pickup lines that will make your love life bloom like a vibrant plant cell. As you navigate the complex world of dating, remember that humor and a deep cellular connection can create a bond as strong as any cell wall. So go ahead, let these witty one-liners permeate through the barriers of attraction and help you find the perfect partner to share in life’s biological adventures. After all, the most memorable love stories are the ones that start from the smallest building blocks and grow into something truly extraordinary.