Pickle Pick Up Lines

Here are some top Pickle Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress someone.

Are you a jar of pickles?
Cause I’d like to bang you on the counter.

Are you a jar of pickles?
Cause I shoved a bunch of cucumbers in your ass a week ago.

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

I think I have a pickle slicer in my bedroom.

Are you a jar of ketchup? Cause I’d like to flip you over and bang your head against stuff.

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

Wanna tickle my pickle?

Are you about to become a pickle?
Because you’re a Cutecumber.

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

What else can you pickle?

Forget growing old together, let’s pickle our youth in gin together.

I love making pickles, do you?

So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

Pickle Puns

What’s the difference between a pickle and a therapist?
If you don’t know, you should stop talking to your pickle

What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
A crocodill.

What do you call a pickle doctor?
A dill pusher.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one
It was the dill of the day.

What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?
You chuckle.

How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.

Why are bananas better than pickles?
Because they have a-peel.

What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
Road dill.

What’s green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.

What’s green and got two wheels?
A motorpickle.
What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?
You dill with it.

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